Oral con artists

Discussion in 'Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.' started by cleanergeezer, Feb 8, 2002.

  1. cleanergeezer

    cleanergeezer New Member

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    Don`t any of these septics realise that by never going to a dentist, for your whole life, you get to save around $6,000.00!
    That`s around 4K in real money!

    So, stop paying these `Marathon Man` butchers and just get used to the idea that when you get to fifty all your teeth will fall out! Look, it`s going to happen anyway!
    Just get them to sort out the pain!
    Pay what you need to and get the fuck out!

    Now you get to reap the benefits!

    If you put all that cash aside, you`ll find that when your teeth all fall out and you can no longer eat solid food, you`ve enough cash left to eat Jack Daniels for the rest of your natural life!*

    JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *(this may be reduced somewhat by a diet of sour mash, look, fuck off... you can`t have it all!)

    So, the leason is, you are born with "English teeth" and you sure as shit will die with them!
    ENJOY.
    DRINK SOUR MASH!
    ENJOY, even if it is only for the last ten years of your life!

    You`ve only your liver and kidneys to loose!
     
  2. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Hey man,I kinda like eating solid foods. But that's just me mind you....
     
  3. CancerBeans

    CancerBeans Member

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    That's what benefits are for find a company that will pay them for you.
     
  4. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    I'm looking dude,belive me....

    My wisdom teeth are about to fall out of my head....
     
  5. CancerBeans

    CancerBeans Member

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    dude rip them out yourself get really fuckin drunk take a pair of vice grips and tear out them fuckers.

    ps I was talking to the thread starter about the benefits
     

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