Optical Illusions

I can't figure these fuckin things out, maybe you freaks will have better luck:










Waterfall? Ocean? WTF? :?

 

yeah its like, uyou just stare at them gor hours, and they never work

 

I know you saw that, NERDS.

 

Yeah, I see it. She's got a pierced nipple...

 

Those are ugly tits, Is the nipple ring to hang hotdogs on in between meals?

 

Is there supposed to be symbolism between a set of granny tits and a cardboard box?

 

Looks like the one with out the nipple ring been used as a pull toy.

 

Let's see your perfect breasts, Grim.

 

I don't have breasts, But you can show me yours

 

That could kill two birds with one stone.

 

No, you'd just find something wrong with them and call them ugly. Maybe you'd rather look at scrotums?

 

Oh no I would give them a fair review, I'm more of an ass man. But I always judge fair.

 

Forskin quarterly is a real magazine... i remember having to wrap those fuckers in celephane when I worked the porno store.. that and amputee quarterly

 

I hate you Dwaine.

 

What about Mr Stumpy!

 

I can't see the optical illusion....

 

I can't see your neck.

 

You're hilarious! Really.
Don't you have an enema somewhere, waiting to be done? Do you wear your Mr. T costume when you give them and say brilliant doctor-like things like "you are sucks"?
I'm kidding - i'm sure you come off very professional when pretending to know what you're doing.

Hope you went all out on your liability coverage!

 

I'm not really in medical school. I'm a chemical engineer.

 

Does that turn you on?