ooooh... I just had my 1000 post

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by D, Feb 11, 2002.

  1. D

    D New Member

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    I spend too much time here I think
     
  2. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Yes you do,please leave.....
     
  3. D

    D New Member

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    erm no...

    What will I have to do then?
     
  4. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extremly FUCKED OFF Wank:
    What will I have to do then?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You can come and see me, we'll sit on the beach eating fresh oysters and drinking guiness, and you can rub lard into my hairy back to stop me from getting sunburn. After I've used your thong as dental floss we can go on a rampage, trashing all the hotels along the seafront before we finally make noisy rampant love on the Perth central rail station, platform number 2. After I noisily deposit my muck inside your sweet smelling coochie, I'll fall asleep in your arms whilst still inside you.
     
  5. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    That was so romantic....
     
  6. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by myself:
    You can come and see me, blah, blah, yadder, yadder, yadder<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Or not, as the case may be.
     
  7. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Splattery Goodness:
    That was so romantic....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah! The old dears at the community bingo hall call me the silver-tongued-charmer.
     
  8. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    You could talk the pants off a mountain goat.
     
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