ONLY A BUCK!!!!!!!!!!

HEY GUYS!!!!
I know I know this might count as spam...
but concider me doing you a FAVOR!!!!!!

WHACK MATS ARE ONLY $1 FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS!!!!!
http://www.whackco.com

GET IN ON THE SAVINGS!!!!

 

why would I buy a towel to jerk off in when I can use one of my socks for free?

 

no ... you see, you don't buy it for yourself, that would just be wrong.. you should buy it to make fun of your buddies!!!
and for a measly buck.. why not?

 

You can't fool me Satan. I fell for your widget scam last time.

Never again!! Damn you!!!

 

buy a membership to www.fuglyhentai.com and I ll buy a whack mat... deal?

 

what?
widgets are still a good deal

now come on now... this is for real.. I have been around the net for more then a year people... don't you think if I was ripping people off, I would have been taken down by now?

 

and that henti shit does nothing for me..
I don't think I can even get a hardon being in the same room as drawings of mutilated 12 yearolds... icky,....

 

If that's true then I don't think you should be here.

 

well... I doubt that the majority of people here masterbate to that stuff... I find it fasinating... and the art amazing, but only in small doses...

 

why not??!!..
because if i paid for that i'd have to be the geeky guy of the group who's jokes always fall flat.. a guy who's so desperate to invoke riotous laughter and acceptance from his chosen 'crowd' he'd buy a specially made prop for a lame joke... a joke. some may argue is only effective when done as a spur of the moment thing.. with a handy bar-towel or whatever

 

fuck.. in the space of me typing that reply.. 6 other people have posted..

it's drugs night and me an nursey doin druglove

 

no new sign ups at fuglyhentai... so surprising... so I shit on your jerk-off towel

 

OK..
you can use it for that too...
what ever floats your boat...

now buy a damn whack mat people...

ONLY $1

 

you know, I got a silk screen table, and I can get bar towels for $.30 each... I will make Fugly jerk off towels for 50 cents each...

 

That would be dope! Send me one Kid Killa,and a Fugly t-shirt too.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Baby Raper:
you know, I got a silk screen table, and I can get bar towels for $.30 each... I will make Fugly jerk off towels for 50 cents each...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


ooh! i will buy one! not to use, just to have as a fugly souvenir.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
I bought one of his god damned towels and it gave me a rash. err...made my rash worse.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thats what you get for putting mr happy where he dont belong