Online Dating I understand, but Dan Ondemanddating?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    OH you got me!!!! don't you have some shelfs to dust or something.
     
  2. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    What, you don't use your massive hemoroids to attract women phatboy?
     
  3. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Yea, I wear a thong with the hemorroid hanging out. That really gets their juices flowing. Dick cheese.
     
  4. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    there's a guy thats gulped down more than a few healthy doses of smegma
     
  5. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I heard smegma was a delicatessen in canada. It was like the real canadian bacon.
     
  6. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    ouch :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


    ye we harvest it from only the finest moose penis by trained professional Mounties those three days of the year temperature rises above 0....... your whole life is a cliche....... give up……
     
  7. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    This forum should now be locked and burned to the ground to destroy the evidence that those last 4 posts ever existed.
     
  8. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    you're right dio.... only your comment should remain, be bolded, become the forum motto e.t.c...... you are teh 1337 haxor of this forum..... the definition of ownage.....
     
  9. diogenes

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    l337 doesn't begin to describe me, I work in a gaming center. Pwned. By l337 I mean sad, by the way.
     
  10. smiles

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    yeah eh, did you know phat boy works in a "delicatessen" but doesn't know what a delicacy is?
     
  11. phatboy

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    thats weak smiles. really weak.
     
  12. diogenes

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    That's irrelevant if he is correct. Is Smiles correct Phatboy?
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Now that's funny.

    Tell me Dwaine ... is it one of yours?[/quote]
    Unfortunaly, yes
     
  14. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    :lol:
     
  15. phatboy

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    yea, but weak is weak. Just cause I screwed up and was thinking faster than I was typing. Yea, real speed demon over here.
     

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