One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother

and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."

Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from."

 

Now that's funny, I dont care who you are.

 

He says as he admires his necklace and pinky ring.

 

Zinger.


I'm nominating you for comic of the year Major. It's not to late to renouce your military affiliation and pursue your true calling.

 

Yea, but that last ring you gave me was a CZ, so we have to talk.

 

Hey, it's still two months salary. Never fall for a popcorn vendor. You have only yourslef to blame.

 

Bastard.