Once again, thanks America...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ratatouille, Sep 8, 2003.

  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    hey, i didnt give him his passport.

    seems like he already is already being pelted by some missiles.
     
  2. Lomotil

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    Can you blame us for wanting to get rid of him?
     
  3. stymie

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    For sending over this wanker. So he wants to suspend himself over the river thames for 44 days in a see-through box.


    Now what would make good TV is someone to shoot the fucker with a high powered rifle, or to sabotage the chain: with good timing he would land on a barge towing garbage out to sea. Hope he gets the shits.
     
  4. theonlylivingboy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    Hope he gets the shits.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LMFAO
     
  5. Tojo Burbage

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  6. stymie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
    Can you blame us for wanting to get rid of him?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    After a few days deliberation on your question I have to say....no. I am gonna start a one man campaign so send over to your gaff:
    Dale Winton
    Anne Robinson
    Joe Pasquale
    Laurence Llewelyn Bowen
    John Prescott
    Richard Whiteley
    Manchester United football club

    Revenge will be sweeeeeeeet!
     
  7. Tojo Burbage

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    Is there room for Gareth Gates on this ship?
     
  8. stymie

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    I'm gonna hire a fuckin fleet, there's room for a lot more. How did I forget THAT cunt? Oh and Richard Madeley. I hate that slimy bastard.
     
  9. Lomotil

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    Haven't a clue who the fuck any of those assholes are.
     
  10. Icenhour

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    are those famous people?
     
  11. unlimited-time

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    Dale Winton

    Faggot game show host.

    Anne Robinson

    Alcoholic game show host.

    Joe Pasqual

    Very bad comedian who sounds like hes being breathing in helium.

    Laurence Llewelyn Bowen

    He's a designer who fucks up peoples houses national TV.

    John Prescott

    He's a fat ugly bastard..oh and hes Deputy Prime Minister.

    Richard Whiteley

    Bumbling old fool who hosts a gameshow.

    Manchester United football club

    Bunch of overpaid apes who kick a ball from one end of a large field to the other.

    Gareth Gates

    Annoying little prick who came second in our Pop Idol show but has done better than the winner.
     
  12. stymie

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    Cheers for that UT, I would have gone to the trouble but you know...busy and all that..Ta anyways
     
  13. unlimited-time

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    I agree his street magic is absolutly fantastic, it's a shame he comes across such a weirdo.He's the Jacko of magic.
     
  14. stymie

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    I understand the fact he is a very talented entertainer but why the box? A superhuman act of endurance? All well and good but a spokesman from the Guinness book of records said they do not recognise people who starve themselves. He aint going in there. And why here? We have enough of our own loonies.
     
  15. unlimited-time

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    He wouldn't get in even if they did, i think it was Daily Mail who reported someone back in the 60's did the same a DB but did it for over 60 days..Can't remember all the details.
     
  16. unlimited-time

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    You implying i ain't got a life
     
  17. stymie

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    I wasn't implying fuck all, just saying thanks. Any one you care to add to my shit list? I put United on the list for obvious reasons, but did you know they hold the claim of once having the butt-ugliest footballer in the history of butt-ugly footballers once play for them?

    and no, I didn't doctor the pic
    Now tell me again how much of a life you don't have. HE could be nobbing you every night! Betcha feel better already.
     
  18. stymie

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    And before any fucker hammers google for an uglier footballer to prove me wrong forget about it. It doesn't get any worse than him.
     
  19. NiCo

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    I think David Blane is one of the most talented illusionists on the face of this earth. I don't understand his stunts such as the standing on the pillar forever, and now this box thing, but if you've watched David Blane - Street Magic, you have no idea what this guy is all about. Get on kazaa, hit video and search for david blane and download the street magic video. He is one of the most amazing people to ever walk this earth.

    But as I said, I don't get the point to these kinda things.
     
  20. NiCo

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    Er make that if you HAVN'T watched david blanes street magic you have no idea what this guys all about.
     

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