Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A. Wiped his ass. Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party. A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A. Made her chain too long. Q. Why do women fake orgasms? A. Because they think men care. Q. Q. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A. Nothing. She's been told twice already.
Isnt there a couple missing Q. Why do women have tits. A. So men will talk to them Q. How many men does it take to change a kitchen light bulb. A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark. Q. Why did man invent the shoppijng trolly. A. So women could walk on their hind legs. :wink: Oh my
a conga is a lot of people who form themselves into a line and dance round a room/hall/disco to some cheesy pop music,more often than not 'do the conga' the b-side to agadoo by black lace is the cause of this phenomenon, happened a lot in the 80s,and you sometimes still see people doing it on club 18-30 holidays in Spain and at sporting events when theres not much happening on the park, tho i think alcohol plays a large part when this happens.
