naaaa remember I goin gay - no more men.. however Lomo does like to dress in drag- um yeah ... to be funny- umm yeah right.
I hate it on me... I like it on guys... However it has forever since I saw a hairy chest- The Arab was smooth- but would get a stray nipple hair here and there ...and would get pissed when I would sneek and pull it I really want I giant lumber jack manly man- someone that can fix stuff... ALL my Xes have been pussies... that cant do crap except computers...and well surgery I want an Aidan- remember from Sex In The City... but I do have a crush on Mr. Big If I could build a man - he would be 6.5 about 230ish.. dark hair, dark eyes, and hairy ... and wear a tool belt, and be a lotto winner, no mother, and a mute, have a 7" dingdong, .... and hidden balls
Ha! In your face, Phatboy. He's one of our beautiful people. John Corbett was born in Wheeling, WV. I like hairy chests on guys. I think they look faggy and aidsy w/o hair.
I was talking about chicks. Im not really concerned about the guys up there..... and they are hidden enough. if they arent there then there can be no happy ending. I know you chicks love the spray on your belly... or back.... or face.... JK, Im not that big an A-hole... ... anymore.
I am pretty repulsed by all of this. The shrink suggested Viagra for my dormant libido, but I am not down with that. What if I get clitoral priapism?
I don't think it's possible. Priapism is when a guys dick gets hard for hours and it's dangerous, I guess. I was just being sarcastic.
I think she's worried that her clit will stand at attention like a micropenis if she takes the pill... Are you talking about standing up, or laying down? Plus, you can always buy a tool belt. :biggrin: And... for the record, who leaked the part about me dressing in drag, anyway? It was only to expose my chest hair, honest!
haha funny. I can deal with smaller... I just think 7 would be nice to try out. I have a micro penis- I like it. yeah I dont know what my deal is with tool belts... Im going to start harrassing construction workers... but here- those are all mexican.
I was talking about an inch taller standing up, but what guy would turn down being an inch taller laying down???? I got the tool belt, and its not the cheap nail bag you get from Home Depot for a dollar...
If I were looking, I'd be looking for a rugged construction-y type guy who knew how to repair and build things. I don't give a shit if he knew how to hook up a tv, but I would be impressed if he could gut my bathroom.
What is cats fascination with toilets all about? My girl cat will actually hop up on the toilet while Im pissing, I have to aim around her. Then when I flush she just looks at the water with her head going in circles. Then if Im in the shower and they break in, they will sit on the side of the tub, between the curtain and the clear liner. Just watching. It's very eery. I keep thinking they hope I will slip and then they can eat me like lions.
The same reason that they will play with the lid to a jug of water for a half an hour. A dog would look at you like you were retarded.
