you may have noticed i've been missing.. well.. it's due to my bastard credit card company suspending my card because both my visa and mastercard are maxed out... they will free them up as soon as i pay £165 to my visa and £250 to my mastercard... so it kinda sucks to be me right now... i'm going on a weeks holiday tomorrow.. so i'm unlikely to be in the black for a month... but believe me... this is only a brief sabbatical.... and i'll try and get some other poor sucker to lend me their card
oh.. and since i don't have fugly to while away the hours.. me and nursey/tori anus/icare and scrawine have been terrorising msn chatrooms and hunting down victims to contribute to fugly... we'll send the best ones to him.. and post others here... ----------------------------------------- caninelover is me... granadaguy1 is some dickwad... jesus people are so gullible!!! ------------------------------------------- granadaguy1: hi 45/m/northeast - fancy a whisper CanineLover: oh cool granadaguy1: afraid i dont have much experience but would love to CanineLover: it's ok.. you know what my name *means* don't you.. i like to let my dog join in granadaguy1: i know! that sort of think is what turns me on CanineLover: oh cool CanineLover: it's all i seem to get since my accident.. CanineLover: my dog patch and cybersex granadaguy1: trouble is it is hard to find a like minded person CanineLover: oh i know... CanineLover: i never understood the attraction CanineLover: until i lost my legs CanineLover: and i was depressed CanineLover: i thought no man would want me granadaguy1: so what are u looking for as well as your dog CanineLover: and i was crying one day CanineLover: and patch came over and started to lick my pussy CanineLover: and look at me.. as if he knew what would make me feel better granadaguy1: thats nice granadaguy1: why do u think no man would want u CanineLover: so i started to play with his dick.. and guided him into me.. CanineLover: 'cos i'm hideous... CanineLover: i used to be so pretty before the carcrash granadaguy1: bet u are not hideous CanineLover: blonde hair and cute button nose... CanineLover: and when i went through that windscreen CanineLover: my life seemed to be over granadaguy1: some people do look beneath looks CanineLover: i lost my top lip, my nose, half my scalp.. and my legs too CanineLover: the doctors are trying.. you know the plastic surgery granadaguy1: u are trying to put uyself down CanineLover: but i'll never look the same again CanineLover: i don't need to put MYSELF down... CanineLover: i know how much i repulse men.. CanineLover: have you ever been to a nightclub.. in a wheelchair.. granadaguy1: well i am sure u wouldnt repulse all men CanineLover: with your face all fucked up... CanineLover: and men coming up to offer you drinks.. granadaguy1: there is always more to looks CanineLover: then throwing the drink at you.. and saying.. "what would i see in you you freak?"? granadaguy1: that is awful of them but not everyone is like that CanineLover: so you are not like that? granadaguy1: no. i dont judge people CanineLover: wow.. you're cool CanineLover: i'd send you a pic of me after the accident.. well ...now i mean granadaguy1: too many people judge others CanineLover: but i can't face letting a camera photo me granadaguy1: great. i can send u some as well granadaguy1: thats ok there is no pressure CanineLover: ok.. you're so nice... granadaguy1: i just love chatting to ladies into animal sex and hopefull if i ever get luck to meet up CanineLover: most men these days would cross the road rather than have to register my existence CanineLover: hey i hope we could meet up.. granadaguy1: well u should not judge everyone like that CanineLover: so you wouldn't mind if patch joined in? granadaguy1: i would love to. u are in cumbria? CanineLover: yes granadaguy1: i would love it if he joined in granadaguy1: i live in co durham near the a 66 CanineLover: oh.. appleby granadaguy1: not far at all. only about 30 minutes granadaguy1: i live in barnard castle CanineLover: you wouldn't mind having sex with a cripple granadaguy1: my name is andy and i am 45 CanineLover: i told you i have no legs right CanineLover: i'm barbara.. 26 granadaguy1: why should i mind. everyone can have sex u know CanineLover: oh.. cool CanineLover: my ex-boyfriend tried it once after the accident granadaguy1: only once? CanineLover: he said that my stumps rubbing against his thighs while i orgasmed made him want to puke CanineLover: then he dumped me... CanineLover: the thing is.. he lost an arm in the accident granadaguy1: accidents can happen to anyone so why should it change our views on anyone CanineLover: and it was his drunk driving that caused the crash granadaguy1: well he sound a right awful man CanineLover: he was... CanineLover: patch took care of him though granadaguy1: bit him!? CanineLover: bit him square in the nuts when i started crying CanineLover: lol granadaguy1: what sort of dog is patch CanineLover: i love my patchy so much CanineLover: he's a mongrel CanineLover: border collie/ whippet cross granadaguy1: well i can assure you i wouldnt pass comment on how u look and i bet it is not bad granadaguy1: sound a nice dog does he like sex with u CanineLover: it is.. i know it is.. just as long as you have a strong stomach..lol CanineLover: yeah he does CanineLover: he really enjoys it.. i can tell granadaguy1: i mean i have tattoos - they may put u off granadaguy1: wow. does he cum in u CanineLover: oh shit.. if you don't mind my stumps and scars .. i'm sure i can handle a coupla tattoos.. CanineLover: yeah he does.. it's great granadaguy1: (and a few piercings?!) CanineLover: you know.. that when he cums.. CanineLover: his dick starts to get bigger at the end CanineLover: and kinda locks in granadaguy1: i am not a punk or whatever, i just like tattoos and piercings but only those you cant see dressed up CanineLover: hey thats cool granadaguy1: sounds great i would love to lick u out after CanineLover: do you have any intimate piercings? CanineLover: i have my clit pierced granadaguy1: prince albert and 2 on my scrotum granadaguy1: wow that sounds great CanineLover: but i always take it out before patch has sex with me CanineLover: i don't think he likes it.. granadaguy1: oh right. i dont take mine out granadaguy1: do u suck him off CanineLover: if i leave it in.. he tries gnawing or scratching it out granadaguy1: i can imagine CanineLover: which was fun once.. CanineLover: but.. err.. hehe CanineLover: don't wanna risk any damage CanineLover: yeah i suck him off... granadaguy1: i could gnaw on it! granadaguy1: cool CanineLover: i could suck him off while you are fucking me... CanineLover: or gnawing at my clitstud..lol granadaguy1: that would be great CanineLover: hey i gotta go offline... CanineLover: can i give you my number granadaguy1: i could kiss you after he came CanineLover: ooh.. yeah granadaguy1: want my number CanineLover: ok.. cool granadaguy1: 01833 695858 granadaguy1: leave a message if i am not in granadaguy1: can i have yours CanineLover: mines 07866748988 CanineLover: it's always on... CanineLover: seeya.. CanineLover: talk to you soon.. i hope granadaguy1: thanks when can i call CanineLover: anytime granadaguy1: now? CanineLover: not right now.. i got my mum coming round to change my bandages CanineLover: but in about an hour?? granadaguy1: tomorrow? granadaguy1: an hour it is then CanineLover: tomorrow is fine CanineLover: an hour is better CanineLover: *smiles* granadaguy1: i can phone in an hour granadaguy1: cu xxxx CanineLover: seeya granadaguy1: take care granadaguy1: i'll let u go now!! granadaguy1: look 4ward to speaking granadaguy1 has left the conversation. -------------------------------------- by the way.. the number i gave was fake... but his number is real.. phone the fucker and abuse him..... ----------------------------------------
oh and this guys numbers real too... phone the paedo cunt and give him hell too... you notice how i say i'm only 13 and he still wants phonesex... -------------------------------------------- Anglez1: r u female or male? CanineLover: f Anglez1: r u into hot steamy phone sex??? i would luv to make ur juicy wet drippin pussy cum over the phone...and i'm even better in person CanineLover: i am into animal sex CanineLover: do you have a dog i could fuck CanineLover: i'd let you watch Anglez1: really so why don't you call me and tell me all about it Anglez1: i would luv to hear about it CanineLover: call you? CanineLover: how? CanineLover: phone? Anglez1: yes...by phone Anglez1: i would luv to hear about it CanineLover: you have a number? Anglez1: yeah Anglez1: (718)901-4440 Anglez1: do you want to call and tell me about fucking animals CanineLover: an american number? CanineLover: thats gonna cost a lot Anglez1: yeah....its worth it.....i'll let you hear me jerk off and i'll make u cum Anglez1: how about it??? CanineLover: nah# Anglez1: OK CanineLover: my dad would kill me CanineLover: he doesn't like to think of me with any other men CanineLover: just him Anglez1: just tell him you dialed a wrong number it won't take long i promis Anglez1: tell him you were trying to call something you saw on t.v and it was the wrong # CanineLover: what liike jerry falwell? CanineLover: he wouldn't mind that Anglez1: yeah.... Anglez1: just tell him that Anglez1: so why don't you call Anglez1: i would luv to hear you cum CanineLover: i hardly know you Anglez1: why do you need to know me for me to make you cum...its not like i'm ever gonna see you Anglez1: you get to cum..... Anglez1: i can make u cum alot Anglez1: don't you wanna cum CanineLover: shitshiyt Anglez1: what? CanineLover: my dads seen me dialling your number Anglez1: i want to make u cum CanineLover: he's pissdd Anglez1: how can u call me if your on the internet Anglez1: then go to another room CanineLover: i have dsl CanineLover: shit.. i gotta go Anglez1: ohh CanineLover: fuckfuck Anglez1: so go to another room and call CanineLover: hey you don't know my dad CanineLover: i'm only 13 you know CanineLover: fuck Anglez1: but tell me when your going to call cuz i can't recieve any calls unless i'm off the internet CanineLover: what state are you in? CanineLover: he's gone outta my room Anglez1: ny Anglez1: so r u alone now CanineLover: he's pissed because i won't suck him off Anglez1: ok Anglez1: is he gonna leave any time soon CanineLover: he'll probably come back when i'm asleep CanineLover: ok.. i'll call you now.. CanineLover: i'll give you five minutes to log off Anglez1: hold on Anglez1: ok i'll tell when i'm loggin off Anglez1: wheres your father CanineLover: in the living room Anglez1: and where r u ? CanineLover: bedroom CanineLover: we gotta hurry tho Anglez1: how often do you suck him off CanineLover: whenever he asks usually.. CanineLover: he would beat me otherwise Anglez1: ok i'm going to get off right now..when it says that i'm disconnected call ok CanineLover: ok Anglez1: ok Anglez1: ok i'm out of here CanineLover: great Anglez1: start dialing right now CanineLover: be quick tho CanineLover: ok Anglez1: start dialing now CanineLover: i am CanineLover: you're still online Anglez1 has left the conversation. -------------------------------------------- this guys a bitch too... fucking bored me towards the end.. so he got abuse.. fuckin small-dicked crackbitch!! ------------------------------------------- Loversboy_1: Hi Caninelover or cyberslut, Are we erotic today CanineLover: i am always erotic... CanineLover: dunno wots up with the romance crap tho CanineLover: i like it rough CanineLover: and dirty Loversboy_1: a bit of romance is nice CanineLover: you think? Loversboy_1: but as i was going to say Loversboy_1: I like it rough like you CanineLover: i think it's all just ploys to get us girls into bed Loversboy_1: and dirty too Loversboy_1: sure CanineLover: you do get my name don't you.. Loversboy_1: don't you like that CanineLover: i like to let my dog join in Loversboy_1: yes...... CanineLover: cool CanineLover: you ok with that Loversboy_1: I used to have a girlfriend who did that CanineLover: he's sniffing at my pussy now Loversboy_1: was very horny to watch CanineLover: do you mind if i let him lick me while we cyber Loversboy_1: wished I had my dog here Loversboy_1: then i would have one hand free CanineLover: have you ever fucked your dog? Loversboy_1: no I don't mind CanineLover: i usually let him just lick me... Loversboy_1: no..is a malle dog CanineLover: but sometimes.. when he's good... i let him mount me CanineLover: not up the ass? Loversboy_1: that is nice Loversboy_1: do you let him come in you CanineLover: 'cos my husband sometimes takes ronny up the ass Loversboy_1: no I don't facy fucking him up the ass Loversboy_1: if it was a bitch CanineLover: i have to.. if i don't let him come.. he bites me Loversboy_1: I would fuck her CanineLover: oh.. ronny is my dog.. Loversboy_1: is he licking now CanineLover: just in case you thought it was something sick like my son.. hehe Loversboy_1: and are you strocking him CanineLover: no.. i'll call him over CanineLover: hold on... CanineLover: right.. i gotta take off my knickers... CanineLover: 'cos he can't do it for me.. lol Loversboy_1: nice and naked like me CanineLover: well i got a bra on... should i take it off?? Loversboy_1: open your legs wide CanineLover: ok... CanineLover: hey he's got the scent Loversboy_1: take your bra off, i can always suck your tits CanineLover: he's started lapping away.. CanineLover: ok hold on... CanineLover: it's off... Loversboy_1: i am holding on CanineLover: do you want me to masturbate him.. i can pretend it's you? Loversboy_1: let me suck your tits while he sucks your pussy CanineLover: i can suck him off... i've done it before CanineLover: ok Loversboy_1: yessss...like that CanineLover: ooooh.... CanineLover: you have my tits in your mouth Loversboy_1: me too oh baby Loversboy_1: like to suck you CanineLover: ok i'm rubbing up and down his cock.. CanineLover: sorry your cock Loversboy_1: while you rub his cock Loversboy_1: is ok like to watch you do this CanineLover: yeah his cock is getting bigger.. Loversboy_1: make him come while i suck your tits CanineLover: it's as big as a mans and red as hell CanineLover: i wanna suck it CanineLover: you shall have to suck my pussy... Loversboy_1: have you sucked him before Loversboy_1: ok love to suck your pussy CanineLover: i can't suck his/your cock while your on my tits CanineLover: yeah i have... Loversboy_1: and suck your clit CanineLover: and i let him cum in my mouth too Loversboy_1: coime on take him in your mouth CanineLover: hes inn Loversboy_1: while a suck your clit CanineLover: mmmm CanineLover: oh your so good Loversboy_1: i know.. CanineLover: oh you taste so good too Loversboy_1: deeper inside Loversboy_1: like to taste your juices CanineLover: you don't mind that i pretend my dog is you do ya? CanineLover: ok i'm openin my legs wider CanineLover: oh yeah.. CanineLover: stick your tongue deeper Loversboy_1: no, but like it too ..when you really suck him CanineLover: sticl your nose up my ass Loversboy_1: open your legs my little slut CanineLover: wider? Loversboy_1: yes, i want to suck every drop Loversboy_1: of you CanineLover: oooh Loversboy_1: before i fuck you Loversboy_1: i want you to Loversboy_1: suck me too CanineLover: y? CanineLover: ok.. both at same time? Loversboy_1: difficult fucking you and sucking me Loversboy_1: i could fuck you CanineLover: ok.. Loversboy_1: while you suck Loversboy_1: your dog CanineLover: ok .. yeah... CanineLover: as long as he gets to fuck me after Loversboy_1: go on your knees Loversboy_1: i go deep inside you CanineLover: ok.. i'm kneeling Loversboy_1: and now you Loversboy_1: take his cock Loversboy_1: into your mouth CanineLover: mmmmmmm Loversboy_1: i hold your hips Loversboy_1: and pull you Loversboy_1: towards me Loversboy_1: deeper..inside Loversboy_1: push CanineLover: oh CanineLover: ooh CanineLover: ohh Loversboy_1: oh bab y this is heaven CanineLover: you are so BIG Loversboy_1: i fill you up baby Loversboy_1: are you sure you want Loversboy_1: your dog after my big cock Loversboy_1: he what happened CanineLover: my dogs cock is bigger then yours Loversboy_1: not possible CanineLover: sorry to shatter your illusions CanineLover: and he's a chihuahua Loversboy_1: ok then let him fuck you Loversboy_1: yes i believe you CanineLover: will you put him on my back CanineLover: his legs are kinda short Loversboy_1: a little chihuahua Loversboy_1: on your back Loversboy_1: doing what CanineLover: well my ass CanineLover: he'll find his way in CanineLover: he always does... CanineLover: you wanted me on my knees Loversboy_1: like to be fucked in your ass CanineLover: and i can suck you while he fucks me CanineLover: ok? Loversboy_1: we can fuck you together CanineLover: what.. him up my ass.. and you up my pussy Loversboy_1: i want to see you being fucked CanineLover: i'd prefer him up my pussy Loversboy_1: yes.. CanineLover: my ass is kinda tight CanineLover: and his cock is a bit bigger than yours.. it might hurt Loversboy_1: ok let him fuck your pussy...now Loversboy_1: what about his cock and mine together Loversboy_1: in your pussy CanineLover: he fills me up Loversboy_1: ok go on CanineLover: but i guess your tiny peepee'd slip in at the side Loversboy_1: sure ... Loversboy_1: what ever you say Loversboy_1: there again may be Loversboy_1: my peepee is not so small CanineLover: oh i think it is CanineLover: i should know... CanineLover: i'm a slut remember Loversboy_1: how would you know CanineLover: i've had large medium small Loversboy_1: i love that CanineLover: bent straight corkscrew shaped... Loversboy_1: i love sluts CanineLover: and that one of yours is the tiniest i've ever felt inside me Loversboy_1: fuck you... CanineLover: i would laugh you out of this room .. except i'm too nice to people Loversboy_1: i don't think soooo CanineLover: my 6 year old son satisfies me more Loversboy_1: ok then suck this tiny Loversboy_1: cock and let your big dog fuck you CanineLover: i don't wanna anymore... CanineLover: you've made me go cold... Loversboy_1: you like to be fucked by him CanineLover: wank yourself off while you watch me and cujo here go at it CanineLover: he's a real man CanineLover: mandog Loversboy_1: now you make me cool off Loversboy_1: shame could have been good CanineLover: well seeya then....loser Loversboy_1: ok slut Loversboy_1: keep it wet CanineLover: oh please don't go... i love you... CanineLover: retard Loversboy_1: you must be CanineLover: i am... Loversboy_1: retarded I mean CanineLover: especially since i'm talking to you Loversboy_1: sure that too CanineLover: you've knocked about 100 off my IQ Loversboy_1: well at least you came Loversboy_1: with or without dog CanineLover: well i came with the dog Loversboy_1: thats ok Loversboy_1: no you did not Loversboy_1: you did not tell me CanineLover: hey.. you ain't going are you? CanineLover: i'm sorry .. Loversboy_1: no i want to fuck you CanineLover: i get ratty after i cum Loversboy_1: nice one Loversboy_1: come again CanineLover: you can fuck my ear... CanineLover: you might get a tight fit in there Loversboy_1: to big CanineLover: maybe Loversboy_1: your ear i mean CanineLover: or it maybe a bit loose Loversboy_1: no much to wide Loversboy_1: now what is left CanineLover: my belly button? Loversboy_1: no more wholes Loversboy_1: yes but is not deep CanineLover: hey.. are you gay??.. or ugly.. CanineLover: 'cos i'm ugly as sin Loversboy_1: neither slut Loversboy_1: good Loversboy_1: tell me how ugly Loversboy_1: big and fat Loversboy_1: and .. CanineLover: i have to be to want to have pretend sex online with some stranger Loversboy_1: yeah right Loversboy_1: and the dog CanineLover: thats real Loversboy_1: He my little fucker Loversboy_1: I have to go for one hour Loversboy_1: do you fancy CanineLover: you? Loversboy_1: another dog session in one hour CanineLover: no i don't fancy you.. CanineLover: i just fancy fucking around with you Loversboy_1: ok then goodbye CanineLover: buhbye .. retard Loversboy_1: make your mind up ugly CanineLover: i already did weaseldick... buhbye Loversboy_1: see you in one hour if not have a nice fuck CanineLover: ok teenypeeny Loversboy_1 has left the conversation. ------------------------------------------- me and tori/nursey/icare.. did a fucking classic.. but it's been submitted to fugly.. so i don't know if he'll use it or not... all the peeps on msn have seen it.. if he don't use it i'll post.. but if he wants to use it i don't wanna spoil the surprise for ya.!!
