oi... you lazy bloody wanker - STD

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by D, May 10, 2002.

  1. D

    D New Member

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    Fucking send me an email or something, cos we obviously aint gonna be on at the same time.

    Just cos the old mans over dont mean we have to stop speaking... or is it that you are shagging that 14 year old you work with and have no time for me? >* *< (so you dont get too pissed off... dont want someother fucker ignoreing me for no reason)

    Anyway... I have been haveing sex ( ) and going to gay sex shops in London recently which is why I haven't been on. Obviously I have also been working.

    OH!!! ANNNNNND I am going to a glo-club or something (!?) with this new bird at work... we are getting kitted out in glo in the dark bra and hot pants and knee high boots... (she is wearing fluffy boots) Im well fucking excited.
    Speak later
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Hey Wank... Go bite off his other ear. I think it would be entertaining.
     
  3. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by You fucking wanker:
    Anyway... I have been haveing sex ( )<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Jeezus H Christ!?!?!?!?!?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by You fucking wanker:
    we are getting kitted out in glo in the dark bra and hot pants and knee high boots...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No excuses this time, take your fucking camera with you... I WANT PICS
     
  4. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Hey Wank... Go bite off his other ear. I think it would be entertaining.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    She can get her gums round me any time she wants!
     
  5. D

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  6. canine_STD

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    What is the for?
     
  7. D

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    *Stares out the window thinking about canine cumming all over my face....*



    *shakes head and blinks eyes...*

    fuck not again
     
  8. D

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    thats what I was think when I typed it
     
  9. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by You fucking wanker:
    or is it that you are shagging that 14 year old you work with<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Before anyone starts, she's 18 and doesn't work there anymore. No I haven't fucked her, but I could, seeing as Wank is sleeping with her fiance right now
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Who cares?

    (Why did I even click on this thread in the first place?)
     
  11. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    Hippies care, that's who!
     
  12. Nauseous

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    Vagrant.
     

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