Oh where oh where did my GAS go?

Where's my bitch?
Have you seen my bitch?
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BITCH ANYWHERE?!?!

How do I change my signature if I want to!?

 

If u really mean your signature, u can change it in your profile, stupid. That would be the little yellow link just below the new topic link on the upper part of the forum page. How the fuck did u register??

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I contain fecal matter

[This message has been edited by Fecal Leaker (edited February 11, 2001).]

 

and, GAS is not your BITCH. HEATHER is.

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I contain fecal matter

 

so r FUNBOBBY and Drag_on for that matter.

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I taught yumyums how to change her fucking signature

 

OFF THE TOPIC: FL how far are you form littlerock?

 

about 3500 miles. I'm not saying in which direction though. I'm closer to Drag_on thAn I am to Scrawine.

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I taught yumyums how to change her fucking signature

 

But I'm always near you!
I'm always in your heart!!
*Scrawine pukes*

 

well, now I have also PUKED I think we could be SOULMATES.

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I taught yumyums how to change her fucking signature

 

aaargh.... your friendly neighbourhood dating forum... *projectile-vomiting*

 

they do. And they both belong to TIMEFORFUCKINGYUMYUMS. Apparently.....

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I taught yumyums how to change her fucking signature

 

How did I become the bitch all of a sudden? I thought dragqueen and hollz had a lock on forum bitch?

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I drew a blank.

 

That's the whole point Pimp...come on man get with the times.

I keep all the bitches in check, you better believe that shit. Thanks for the regonition...DAMN IT I can't spell!

The cast on my ankle comes off in 12 more days! THANK CHRIST!

I am saving my money to go back to North Catolina for Spring Break, so I can do nothing and sit on my ass all day...like I always have done when I am down there. Cause my brother doesn't take me out...he is a workin man. Match, game, point.

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I need a drink and some Christ chexs.

 

cast?

 

I had surgery Jan. 10....The cast comes off in 12 days....!

They removed a bone from my foot and tightened tendants....I was going to take a pic of the bone to post on here but they wouldn't let....hospital policy or some shit like that!

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I need a drink and some Christ chexs.

 

I wouldn't doubt it, she's pretty good at keeping her bitches in line. She's got a hell of a backhand....

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"You better calm down or you're gonna get a stroke." "I don't get strokes motherfucker,I give 'em!"

 

theres the tennis reference again....

i can't keep up with you two...

one day i'll read your posts and think.. cruel intentions..
and then you throw me with the tennis and i think...
williams sisters...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
theres the tennis reference again....

i can't keep up with you two...

one day i'll read your posts and think.. cruel intentions..
and then you throw me with the tennis and i think...
williams sisters...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dude, I'm a guy! I thought I explained this already.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by timeforyumyums:
I had surgery Jan. 10....The cast comes off in 12 days....!

They removed a bone from my foot and tightened tendants....I was going to take a pic of the bone to post on here but they wouldn't let....hospital policy or some shit like that!

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Its your bone man.So you can do what you fucking want with it!Don't listen to all that hospital policy bullshit...
I can't believe you didn't take it home and display it on the mantle-piece.Or put it on a chain around your neck.Or give it to your dog as a treat...



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Aardvark-Zyrian

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Dude, I'm a guy! I thought I explained this already.

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so it's cruel intentions then...
cool...
so does yumyums bitchslap you about??.. or is it like a full on two-way battle going on??... both of you punching and kicking and slapping and scratching and biting and throwing sharp 'n' heavy objects at each other....
when you fight is it like a release of all that pent up incestual sexual tension??... and when you've finished fighting.. do you smoke a cigarette together??....

i was just wondering... you know..

 

so it's cruel intentions then...
cool...
so does yumyums bitchslap you about??.. or is it like a full on two-way battle going on??... both of you punching and kicking and slapping and scratching and biting and throwing sharp 'n' heavy objects at each other....
when you fight is it like a release of all that pent up incestual sexual tension??... and when you've finished fighting.. do you smoke a cigarette together??....

i was just wondering... you know..

Well, we do wrestle alot.But it's not a sexual thing.She's a hottie and all but I damn sure don't want to bone her.I have my hands full keeping all of those 35 year olds off of her ass,so I don't really have time to mack her.But hey, ya never know!