i'd better post a pic so's somea you cunts can come try an pound my ass.....(hehehefunfunfun) hehehe no wait .... i lied.. this is me an my family... i'm the one in the middle... nah... not weally... thats me tho.... see y'all
Whats the problem , you look fine! fine! I tell you FINE! great! smashing! fantastico! god god bloody god *&£$@^ hmmmph
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Hey!Pimp!!Your bitch looks like she's got a spikey butt-plug up her ass!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> she has!!! you are very perceptive nursey... do they train you to recognise the signs of sexual abuse/perversion in nursey school??
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: PimpDaddy, is that really your wife? she looks uhhh, older than you. no offense<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> she is... she's 29 i'm 26... but in the flesh she looks a bit younger than me.... (camera doin tricks an all that) sometimes she can look 14 (satisfies the kiddietoucher in me ) but in that photo she has a look of concentration (hence nursey's post saying she looks like she have summat up her ass) she concentrating 'cos she doing some exotic dancing... well i say exotic.. i mean Flamenco.. (which she's fuckin excellent at!!)... and i guess it's not exotic... but it's a little more exotic than the "big fish, little fish, cardboard box" dancing i usually do when prompted to dance by the hanndful of E's in my system!!
pimpdaddy, you look like you are in the 17-19 range in that pic of you. i shouldnt be talking, though. i am 19, but some say i look like i am 16, and others say i could pass as 12...
hehehe.... errr.. thanks... i think??!! but i think it's just the camera playin tricks... i am a haggard old cunt... and i look like one too.... well... mosta the time anyway.... i have my off days.. when i look sparkling, an ready to take on tha world... urgh... i need more sleep... or some more beer/weed/foodstuffs to wake me the fuck up!!
MArriage is for someone too stupid to stick it and run, the real pros know how to hide and not pay child support
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: MArriage is for someone too stupid to stick it and run, the real pros know how to hide and not pay child support<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Marriage is also for those that have the same positive feelings/mushy shit for each other...it's also for money, property, etc. who says you have to have a child to get married? and people that dont pay child support should have their reproductive organs removed, but that's just my opinion
I don't plan on having any kids with you Kitana. I just look forward to practicing making children. I have already been practicing my whole life with goats and sheep, but now I'm ready to try it with a human female! When I saw the way you delicately slit that goat's throat, I knew you were the woman for me. The way you caressed his severed balls.... it just made me squirt myself. Please tell me where to pick you up? I really want to be married by next month. Your Loving Husband To Be, Johnnycheesedog
Fuck you, cheesedawg. i'll slit your throat, and dry your sorry ass out in the sun to make jerky and feed you to my pups...and maybe i'll eat you, too. "...cause eating the flesh of lesser beasts will make you stronger..." i am sorry but you dont know the route to hell so that you can pick me up. too bad.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Kitana. I want to marry you. Please e-mail me so we can set up marriage arrangements. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> (ha ha, giggle giggle) no you dont. i am satan's daughter, i am evil, fear me for i will cut off you balls, cook them, and feed them to you. i know how to castrate. the only reason you want to marry me is because i look like a little kid, but am of legal age. you're probably a fucking peodophile (is that how it's spelled?) whatever, just kiss my ass...
HAHAH Pimp you brought out the concentration camp photos!! yippee. come on all gather round and Pimp can tell us a story of how he foiled the SS gaurds plans along with the cast of Hogans Heros...damn that Col. Klink...
