oh, for fucks sake... seriously pissed off pimp here!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by pimpchichi, Apr 5, 2001.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    fucker!!...
    i should be in a fuckin great mood... it's pay-day, and, due to me being the most knowledgable chappie on our firm where computers are concerned.... i had an excellent morning.. where all i had to do.. was dismantle the HVAC engineers PC and printer network.... load it into a van... drive it 2 miles... and re-assemble it at the new office at our next job...

    all went swimmingly... i had it done in 2 hours and came home with a spring in my step...

    then i got indoors... booted up the PC..
    and my fuckin grfx card is having a retarded fit...
    the fucking things flickering like a motherfucker.. so... no doubt.. i'm gonna have to spend the next few hours tryina sort the cunt out...
    but i just thought i'd check out the forum before i start my arduous task....
    i really wanted to check out skully's link to that psycho ex-girlfriend site too....
    'cos it strikes a chord with me.. 'cos damn near every one of my girlfriends becomes a psycho stalker ex when they join the population of dumpsville

    fuck this... this flickering is starting to give me a serious headache....

    i'm out... gonna try and sort out this motherfucker
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    hmm... well that wasn't difficult...

    i used the usual 'fixing electrical stuff' technique of beating my PC case with a shoe..... i did that until i was feeling a little less pissed off and ready to try something a little more constructive.. like re-seating my grfx card or re-installing the drivers...

    but i re-booted my pc and the problem was gone.....
    i'm gonna keep a shoe next to my PC for when it starts misbehaving again....
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I see you use the "Doc Martain Adjudstment" also. It also works on small animals, and mid sized neighbors
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    no.. i actually used the 'nike air max™ kredit karmic re-alignment' technique as practised by young japanese trainer tamers throughout the south pacific..

    i can see why you got the impression i used the classic 'doc-marten™ adjustment' technique... they are very similar due to the application of an air pocket rebound... but the 'nike air max™' technique is far superior....

    i picked up the technique while scouring south-east asia for oriental schoolgirls and thai lady-boys for my attempted online brothel net start-up... it's a fucker.. i got everything sorted.. then the venture capitalists that gave me the green light got cold feet due to the great dot-com crash and pulled my funding...

    oh well... back to my crazed megalomaniacal plan to bring down fugly_dot_com from the inside.... bankrupting the advertisers never worked... so i guess it's back to practising my LTJackson impersonation and eventually taking his place....

    right where was i...

    *light-suck-bubblebubblebubble*
     

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