Officials Puzzled by Okla. Gas Geysers

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  1. Joeslogic

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    Just stumbled across this on the Drudge Report thought it was interesting just another example of recent news that backs up my theory that higher co2 levels are a direct result of warmer water which is a direct result of increased geothermal activity. It just seems to be a much more plausible theory. When you consider the huge increase of co2 that would be released by the oceans with just a minuscule amount of water temperature change.
     
  2. smurfslappa

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    Well gee, what would cause that increased geothermal activity? A more active sun? Methinks so... and this'll only be a cold winter because our friends at HAARP will pull us down some cold arctic blasts. Gotta love those guys.
     
  3. ucicare

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    Freak show.

    Why don't you find a village that is missing it's idiot and start a new life.


    Barry
     
  4. smurfslappa

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    Well, something's making the earth get hot from the inside out, and I don't think it's fossil fuels. "Must...keep them cool... a little while longer... can't let them know!!!" I saw a ton of planes making those delicious lines in the sky yesterday, and if it weren't for their efforts (spreading out that cloud cover like a bubble in a ring instead of letting it glob together) it would of been a lot hotter than the 60's. Come on, volcanic activity on the rise, earthquakes, oceans warming. If the earth get's hotter and isn't capable of dispersing that heat into space from it's poles and upper atmosphere quickly enough, we're bound to feel it's effects. And if someone saw it coming and doesn't want us to know just yet, but they're planning on us finding out eventually?

    Come on you dumbass Ucicare, with all the shit going on in the world you have to know something is amiss by now. Use your head, son. Not even the rich'll be able to run into the mountains and hide from this.
     
  5. Joeslogic

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    When I put that out there I knew it was smurfslappa bait. :p

    Well it is interesting. I don't buy the government conspiracy theory. As for the chemtrail theory... sheesh here we go agian and I'm wondering why spend the time, nevermind.
     
  6. smurfslappa

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    Meh, I'd already read the story somewhere else. But come on Joe, there are those out there smarter, wiser, and more in-the-know than you. The planet's getting hot and life's gonna suck pretty soon. How would you deal with the people of earth if you were in control and saw it coming first? Now somehow tie these people in with religion and all these conspiracies of the past, modern-day policies like promoting unhealthy choices, breaking down social norms, contaminating every food source and water supply, intentionally "losing" historical documents or burning them throughout the ages and with them their secrets, the sudden explosion of technology which had been suppressed throught the years just happens to coincide with this approaching cataclysm.

    I'm just saying dude, even little kids seem to know more than you, with their imaginations. That and AIDS is what happens when a people don't take care of their damn selves and their bodies fall apart around them, wracked by the dangerous imbalances inside. We'll soon see what the final product of the American way of life is, just as soon as our food and "clean" water supply begins to dwindle cuz of the baking sun, and all the contaminants that our bodies are storing begin to work their magic.
     
  7. Jesus H. Christ

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    You are all sheep and I shall be coming soon...

    Love one another.

    :)
     
  8. God Almighty

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    Shut the fuck up, Son.
     
  9. ucicare

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    Oh look! Dan is back!

    Barry
     
  10. smurfslappa

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    Nice. On another note though, I know these geysers in Ok. couldn't have anything to do with the collapsed damn in Missouri, which is oh so close to the New Madrid fault. The area only got a tenth of an inch of rain... Shallow quakes suck, earthquake booms suck, but we all know they got nothing to do with those lines in the sky...
     
  11. ucicare

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    Lines in the sky.....


    It must be hell being you.


    Barry
     
  12. Robman97

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    Sorry to blow your theories
     
  13. smurfslappa

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    Oh man, I guess this climate collapse isn't coming after all. Those bastards plugged the line! :evil: Time for Plan B: leave my hose running and drown the world!
     
  14. diogenes

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    Gas geysers, the end of the world, I completely see how those 2 go together. You're fucking crazy smurf, but for some reason all of us enjoy your company in the forums. This is the only place on the net where I feel normal.
     
  15. smurfslappa

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    They're just little signs of the time, my friend. Add 'em all up and you get the big picture.
     
  16. diogenes

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    I'm too busy adding up the signs on fuglyforums that say "SMURFSLAPPA IS FUCKING NUTS." The same signs that most people see and stay out of fuglyforums. Not us though. I'm like an alzheimers patient, I get fed up with the conspiracy theories, and I leave for awhile, and then I come back, only to hear more conspiracy theories.
     
  17. smurfslappa

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    Well then please, diogenes, get your head out of your ass and off my nuts and go check out all the other end-of-the-wordly signs.
     

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