***Official (Non-Fugly Supported) Contest***

Who can name the seven movies quoted in my new Siggy?

Kill me, Kill me now, I'm heaaaa, DO IT!
and den?
If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!
and den?
2:00 "Afro Whores", 3:30 "Afro Whores", 5:00 "Afro Whores"...
and den?
stop humping the laser!
and den?
If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
and den?
NO AND DEN!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!

 

<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Predator
<LI>Office Space
<LI>Fuck knows
<LI>Austin Powers: The Spy that Shagged Me
<LI>Strange Brew
<LI>Dude, Where's my Car?
<LI>Clerks
[/list]

 

2:00 "Afro Whores", 3:30 "Afro Whores", 5:00 "Afro Whores"...


Jay and Silent bob strikeback....

 

No shit? Damn... I gotta watch that DVD sober sometime...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Predator
<LI>Office Space
<LI>Fuck knows
<LI>Austin Powers: The Spy that Shagged Me
<LI>Strange Brew
<LI>Dude, Where's my Car?
<LI>Clerks
[/list]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am very very Impressed...thought Strange Brew would be the hard one to get! U DA MAN!

and the Afro quote is from a really funny underated movie

 

i'll name all 7.. what do i win?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:
2:00 "Afro Whores", 3:30 "Afro Whores", 5:00 "Afro Whores"...


Jay and Silent bob strikeback....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wrong, but a good movie...Kevin Smith is RIGHT SEXY...the best quote from that movie is the CLIT scene or Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
i'll name all 7.. what do i win?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Um...Nursey's undying affection? Quick before someone else wins her!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
Kevin Smith is RIGHT SEXY...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm almost ashamed right now that people have come up to me in public asking for a Kevin Smith autograph...

*Edit: drunken grammar*

[ July 17, 2002: Message edited by: Antichrist Lomotil ]

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
I'm almost ashamed right now that people have come up to me in public asking for a Kevin Smith autograph...

*Edit: drunken grammar*

[ July 17, 2002: Message edited by: Antichrist Lomotil ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn, you look like Kevin Smith and have seen Strange Brew??? Tell me you like the band Cake and can program Satellite cards and I may have to stalk you!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
Um...Nursey's undying affection? Quick before someone else wins her!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i've already got that... give me something else... with flashy lights and stuff...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
i've already got that... give me something else... with flashy lights and stuff...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, I will create an award in your honor...with my, um, AMAZING photoshop skills

***note: please disregard my prior attempt at a newspaper article, I can do much better***

 

quick.. someone post up the title of that movie IMC got wrong and lomo didn't know...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
quick.. someone post up the title of that movie IMC got wrong and lomo didn't know...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey...you said you knew...no award for YOU!

 

no i didn't.. i said i'd name all 7.. i didn't say i'd be the first to name them... anyway.. shouldn't you be getting my award ready... somebody might post the mystery title soon

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
Damn, you look like Kevin Smith and have seen Strange Brew??? Tell me you like the band Cake and can program Satellite cards and I may have to stalk you!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

People came up to me during and after watching J&SB SB at the theater asking for autographs (Although, I have to say I'm a bit thinner than Kev.) I was also at a bar downdown (wearing an overcoat, oddly enough), and some bitch came up to me proclaiming that "You're him, aren't you?!? You're really him!?!" -- I assured her I wasn't (Mainly because I thought she wouldn't buy me a drink), went to the pisser, then started to walk out (The kitchen crew saw me over the open countertop, and started yelling "SILENT BOB!") - one of 'em phoned the bouncer, and as I was leaving, the bouncer got on the intercom and announced (twice) to the whole place "Ladies and gentlemen, Silent Bob has left the building!"...

It's really cool at parties... We had this drunken mofo convinced that I was REALLY him, and the poor bastard stuck to me the rest of the evening like stink on shit, describing this movie script he'd been thinking about... Poor bastard.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
(wearing an overcoat, oddly enough)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like a Trench Coat Mafia overcoat or like a nasty old flasher overcoat?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
Like a Trench Coat Mafia overcoat or like a nasty old flasher overcoat?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like a Kevin Smith overcoat.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
Like a Kevin Smith overcoat.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

so you try to look like him!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
and den?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Official tangent to original post:

The ELUSIVE 8th song...

"ALONG CAME JONES

I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh:
"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch, I'll saw you all in half!"

And then he grabbed her
(And then) he tied her up
(And then) he turned on the bandsaw
(And then, and then...)

And then along came Jones
Tall, thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
(Slow-talkin' Jones)
Along came long-legged, lanky Jones

Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
Down in the old, abandoned mine, Sweet Sue was a-havin' fits
That villain said, "Give me the deed to your ranch or I'll blow you all to
bits!"

And then he grabbed her
(And then) he tied her up
(And then) he lit the fuse to the dynamite
(And then, and then...)

And then along came Jones
Tall, thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
(Slow-talkin' Jones)
Along came long-legged, lanky Jones

I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot-'em-up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch, I'm gonna throw you
on the railroad tracks!"

And then he grabbed her
(And then) he tied her up
(And then) he threw her on the railroad tracks
(And then) a train started comin'
(And then, and then...)

And then along came Jones
Tall, thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
(Slow-talkin' Jones)
Along came long-legged, lanky Jones"