OBAMA's tax

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Lomotil, Nov 12, 2008.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    y = a(1 + r)^x

    Legend:

    y = tax burden at time interval "x"
    a = initial tax burden
    r = growth rate (will always be a positive number in this application)
    x = number of time intervals that have passed

    Bonus points...

    - and an extra FREE* child tax credit -

    ...for the first one to reply with the name of this formula!

    Try it out for yourselves before April 15th, 2010 (when your 2009 taxes are due!)

    I know you're waiting for the "catch" - but that's the best part of it...

    You don't have a choice!!



    *Disclaimer: "Free" extra child credit is non-refundable, non-transferable, and applicable to US citizens only.
    Remember - we want you to have MORE BABIES so we can design programs that enslave them to be completely dependent on us! And, guess what? When (and *if* they ever succeed,) instead of rewarding them for their success, we'll TAX THE HELL OUT of THEM, too! Have faith in Big Brother!
     
  2. Brian2008

    Brian2008 New Member

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    The Tax Policy Center, an independent, non-partisan group, has estimated how taxpayers' 2009 taxes will change under the next President.
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    Brian
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  3. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    To help pay tax expenses.

    There should be an America Mortgage.

    In order to become a citizen if you are over the age of 16 having not paid into our system you should have to take out an America Mortgage. Since you would like to call America home and will benefit from living elsewhere and not pay any taxes and be eligible when you step foot on American soil at the expense of Americans health care. And to sue the Doctor that gave you the free care for millions, Welfare, Social Security, Education.

    100,000.00 America Mortgage for persons age 16-26 add 100,000 more for each ten years above that. beyond the age of 46 they have to provide the money up front because no one would guarantee they would pay it off before death.
     
  4. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    What in the hell are you talking about? Are you saying for immigrants? Hell half of them dont pay anything now, how you gonna get the obamanites to fall for that one? We are going to have to sit back and eat crow for a while, then it will be just like 1984, and we have to stand up like V.
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Where's my hammer?

    (an old favorite, btw: )

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8
     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    That does look good on paper, provided the people have papers...

    It would be a good system to put in place, if not as a means for collecting revenue, but in curtailing payouts when they want to collect...
     
  7. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Yeah I know its a pipe dream but I can dream can't I?
     
  8. Yoicks

    Yoicks New Member

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    E=mc^2 where E=your mother, m=her weight, and c=the number of cookies she eats.
     
  9. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    ...And I'm left to assume that Einstein, whom you are (sadly) attempting to quote, is on page to apply the theory of relativity to current financial issues?

    Get with the fucking program, dipshit.

    Go ahead and broadcast your ineptitude to the world in the form of your astute economical observations.

    I don't even need to post a 'comeback' - as your obvious ignorance towards anything even accidentally resembling economics speaks for itself.
     
  10. Yoicks

    Yoicks New Member

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    Liberalism - lomotil demonstrates his kindness

    You have amply shown that liberalism, as Mark Levin has often said, is the philosophy of the stupid.

    Your kindness is underwhelming.
     
  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    A coherent reply! Thank you!

    I've never heard of Mark Levin before, but he has a point. I'd have used "sheep" instead of "stupid" - but that's just me, I'm not known for my abrupt lack of compassion... :rolleyes:

    I love how you belittle my kindness immediately following a "Yo momma" joke. Nice touch.
     
  12. FlyingZ06

    FlyingZ06 New Member

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    as Obama likes to say......I have no comment at this time:p

    He is an idiot and we are going to pay more taxes period.
     
  13. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Check out how he stumbles when his teleprompter goes out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDJSVPAx8xc
     

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