nuts

what do you get when there's a nut on your wall?
a walnut!
what do you get when there's a nut on your chest?
a chestnut?
what do you get when there's a nut on your chin?

a dick in your mouth

 

Utter garbage

Q. Why is the part of a womans body between her chest and hips called a waist?

A. 'Cos you could easily fit another pair of tits in there!!

 

Q: what do you have if you have hold of a guys balls?

A: his attention

 

Q. Why do women get PMS?
A. Cos they fucking well deserve it!

 

Why did Noddy wear a bell on his hat?

Cos he's a cunt.

 

Q: what is the thinest book in the world?

A: what men know about women

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dirty diva:
Q: what is the thinest book in the world?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

'All you need to know to outsmart a Huddersfield whore'

 

i would rather be a whore that a smack head whore sweet cheeks,why dont you go fill your self full of the shit and do us a favour take too much. xxx

 

well dirty dipshit, if nursey was a smackhead i wouldn't go out with her... which kindof makes your (feeble) comeback resemble your saggy cheeks... full of shit

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Q: what is the thinest book in the world?
A: what men know about women
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thats cos you're all fucking crazy, mood-swinging bitches and impossible to understand!!

 

Rolling, rolling, rolling keep those wagons rolling RAWHIDE keep all my herd together etc...

My point being...fuck it... i'm wasted....

 

shows how much you know then pimp

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dirty divan:
shows how much you know then pimp<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Correct...it does. Give up you witless piece of shit...you're worth nothing and your posts are an all too vivid reminder of that.

 

Awwww it's good to see that the community spirit hasn't left fugly...i love u Nursey and Pimp or my favourite sluts. (apart from my sexslave wank)

 

hi UT you dirty lurker

 

I hope you're not still hoping for that threesome with me and Pimp,you voyeuristic,dirty, nylon nightied* whore!!!

*Note to newer members...it came to our attention that UT - who sits around in front of her computer wearing a large tent-like nylon nightdress,towelling dressing gown and fluffy slippers all day long - envisaged getting her all encompassing love flaps round both me and Pimp "one day"...

 

You know u love me Nursey..stop fighting the inevitable

 

not me i cant stand you... you bloody tampon eating cum bucket

 

Now here's another perfect example of a fine fugly thread (with REAL JOKES, one of which I hadn't heard before, at the head) that's gone to shit as the boring and brainless diva tried batting out of her league once too often.
And how's it end up? With the same few drones mumbling barely obscene banalities at one another.
WHERE'S THE ENTERTAINMENT?!?

(Apart from you, Nursey. You know BEST!)

 

oh nursy you poor fucked up bitch,if you think getting ur pimp to give me some comments will bother me then though shit coz it didnt,and as for you your nothing but a waste of time,if you dont want people to think of you in that way dont tell then that in private chat.