Nursey's New Movie

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Apr 5, 2004.

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Does Nursey resemble a little boy?

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  2. Fuck yes!

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  3. No, more prepubescent boy.

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  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Try as I might, I could not paintshop that rosacea-ridden face into an innocent little sprite. :cry:
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    :? ...i'm sure that mucousy looking substance on my cheek wasn't there in the original. Here's a 'spritier' looking one for you to use instead:
     
  3. Nauseous

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    I MEAN...

    YOU'RE SCARY AND YOU DIDN'T VOTE.

    All of that 'purging' has eaten away your enamel. You poor thing. :oops:
     
  4. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    'Purging'!?!! That's your hobby, Pukey. Not mine. :?
     
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Umm... *looks down* not hardly. Unfortunately, my body could only benefit from some purging. I'm not the skinny girl that started posting here 3 years ago. (today?)

    Now I understand where all of your hostility towards me comes from. You've always wanted me to be a bulimic self-hater too... but of course, I'm not.

    Now I'd like to quote an's 80's song from someone so famous, I need not mention their name:

    I could never be
    What you want me to be
    What a price to pay
    Lose lose a friend this way
     
  6. Nauseous

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    goddamnit

    thought i proofread that too! uh... "to lose a friend this way"

    DID YOU THINK YOU WERE MISLEAD?
    BY THE WORDS YOU THOUGHT I SAID
     
  7. Nauseous

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    Oh christ! I've truned into IMC!
     
  8. Nursey

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    Errm...yes, well i'm pretty tired now Pukey and i'm going to bed. I'll come back and talk to you tomorrow, ok? :? :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
     
  9. Nauseous

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    Um, yeah sure... tinkerbell
     
  10. Dr.Roboto

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  11. Nursey

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    Eh? I don't need to be a 'bulimic self hater' because i'm not a fat yankee pig-rat like you! And Pukeykins, i dont want you to be anything other than the bloated, gibbering fat cunt you appear to feel so much despondency about right now. I hope this helps you feel better about yourself, i really do.
     
  12. Nursey

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  13. Nauseous

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    :roll:

    *sighs* It's VERY APPARENT that you are in denial. I know that lashing out at me feels like the right thing to do, but, in all honesty, it's just going to make your condition worse.

    Nursey, lemme see if I can boost your confidence a little...

    I'm sure that 3/10 men recently released from prison would risk cuts and bruises from your fleshless thighs and hips to take a roll with you. You do have nice toned arms; men who have served any amount of time in prison would appreciate them. :)

    You have great skin and you might not look as 'tired' if you invested in a few... uh... PERSONAL HYGIENE PRODUCTS... put on a few pounds and/or wore more flattering clothing. *slaps chubby yankee cheek* SHIT! I'm sorry... I shouldn't have made light of your condition. :(

    Just tidy up your home, put your wings.. er, I mean arms down (and no, Imost certainly AM NOT referring to your body as 'chicken-like') and pick up a fork er... uh... mirror! Damnit! :x I did it again! :oops:

    And uh, yeah. I think I do feel better about myself right now. Thanks! :)
     
  14. ratatouille

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    Mother fucker! at least i dont look like a ferret.
     
  15. Nursey

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    Interesting...this appears to be a classic case of projection. What exactly am i supposed to be 'in denial' about, Pukey dear? You are the one who suffers from weight problems - or perceived weight problems anyway, and all too often feel the need to bring the subject up for as long as you've posted here...
    AHEM :rolleyes:
    (actually the weight obsessive comments start on the following page)
    ...and telling us in other threads about your, erm, purging.:? .....
    Thanks Neurosickness, because as you all know, i'm a bit of a shrinking violet.:eek:


    That'll be the slightly more intelligent, discerning ones, the rest making a beeline for the first pair of ample fuck bags that cross their path. Yes, the other 7 would be after you, bovine fuck-humps. 8)


    Quit voicing your jealousy tinged, lesbo-lustful observations about me. :eek:

    You're the burgeoning fat arse here, you must find yourself producing an awful lot of excess perspiration from that surplus-to-requirement, encumbering, useless flesh you've been accumulating.
    And what clothing would you suggest? A dowdy, gothy tunic top and floppy brimmed hat?:?

    Tidy up when i'm getting out my face with friends? Life's too short you miserable, neurotic bore. And if anything, i'm more 'shaved pussy' than farmyard animal, unlike you, you bloated, regurgitating pasture beast.

    Well i'm glad you're confidence has taken the boost it so badly required. How's the self mutilation coming along, by the way? Now don't go attempting to hack off that pointy, vicious beak of yours!


    And what the fuck's up with you? Tut! Oh RATTY!!! You're a 'phat, yankee rat-pig', you silly sausage!
     
  16. Lomotil

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    uh... huh huh huh... huh... uuuuuh... huh huh...

    you both have a vagina...

    huh huh huh huh uh... huh huh... huh... uuuuhhh...

    :shock:

    [/butthead]
     
  17. Schmed

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    CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT!!!! uh huhuh this rules....
    you too should duke it out in a pit of chocolate pudding , i will have my midget Archie referee the match...
     
  18. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    too??? i meant 2
     
  19. Dr.Roboto

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  20. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    "And what clothing would you suggest? A dowdy, gothy tunic top and floppy brimmed hat?"

    Ahaa! found it..

     

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