Nursey Tribute Thread

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Ministersf, Jul 15, 2002.

  1. Dog Breath

    Dog Breath New Member

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    My cock is penoriffic!
     
  2. battlesausage

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    This has to be in the tribute thread.

     
  3. Dog Breath

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
    This has to be in the tribute thread.

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    You are wise oh sausage man.
     
  4. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
    What does that have to do with the new subject...COCK?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yummy,i can't find your pic,but this is close enough...

    What the fuck is something that looks like that doing in my tribute thread wanting to talk about cocks?
    And i was thinking of posting my latest gif in response to slugfuck's post...but got beaten to it.
     
  5. Nursey

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    ...this is going back to the fucking top.I'm still waiting for eulogies from:
    Lomo
    Gas
    IMC
    and if Disorder could then come and announce he is going to send me some fucking flowers,that'd be nice in a non-plussing,bordering-on-disturbing kind of way.
     
  6. Yummy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:

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    [disco]I am a cock slug, cock slug, yeah baby, get slimed by the cock slug, cock slug, Oooo Oooo Oh Da da yeah, cock slug[/disco]
     
  7. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
    [disco]I am a cock slug, cock slug, yeah baby, get slimed by the cock slug, cock slug, Oooo Oooo Oh Da da yeah, cock slug[/disco]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I wash my hands of you!
     
  8. Yummy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    I wash my hands of you! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm sorry Nursey, you are great and wonderful and a Mistress of the GIF, I just prefer talking about cock over how much more magnificant you are than me...so therefore I must insist on messing up your tribute thread with talk of big throbbing uncut cocks...cause I'm the Cock Slug!
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
    I just prefer talking about cock over how much more magnificant you are than me...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmmm... well since you put it that way... i guess it's understandable... doesn't make it ok though
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
    I'm sorry Nursey, I'm the Cock Slug!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    thats the only part of that thread I read... seems appropriate
     
  11. pimpchichi

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    you mean post IMC, post... you read the thread before lighting another candle on your nursey altar and saying a silent prayer
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    sorry about that pimp.. i been mainlining pain meds all morning so my brain don't work so good no more...
     
  13. Martha Stewart

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    *snorts huge line of coke*

    My dear friend Martha,
    Thankyou for that stirring panegyric.
    Lost on the likes of them are dainty little hors d'oevre, such as ostrich meat vol-au-vonts drizzled in piquant Kyrgyzstanese pomegranate sauce,presented in handmade venesian lace doillies like you or i would enjoy ...or the exquisite vesture that women of our refinement see fit to adorn the superiorly evolved high precision sensory instruments that are the physical manifestations of our grace.
    Though not 'that way inclined',were you my prison bitch,i'd slam my fat jelly cock strappon so hard up your ass that you'd have no choice but to orgasm -violently- to cope with the intensity of the energy waves emanating from the firey pit at the core of my sexual being,via my unyielding,vortexually charged pelvic thrusts.
    *snorts another huge fat line of coke*
    I'm sorry you can't get any of this where you are,you'll just have to press your quivering nostrils up to the screen and imagine how bastard fucking cuntshittingly good this is.Better than nothing.

    Nursey x
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    Dear Miss Nursey,
    It is magnificently refreshing to communicate with someone of your caliber. I look away with disdain at the blubbering lip-smacking brutes as they furiously force fat laden treats into their mouths. Then they cry, "Love me! Love me! Why doesn’t anybody looove me!". The base cunts here need us to mold them and despondently confess it only to themselves in the dark as they run their grubby hands along there gelatinous thighs wishing they could feel the force within them, that we simply possess. I could try and take poor Yucky or Wankstress under my wing but I lack the endurance required to modify them into adequate citizens. Until then I will maintain my search for drippy sex and chemical illumination in my new abode, only dreaming of your fiery pit at the core of your being Miss Nursey.
    -MS
     
  14. Yummy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    hmmm... well since you put it that way... i guess it's understandable... doesn't make it ok though<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah, except now I think she is a cock hater...and I feel sorry for you Pimp...speaking of Pimp and cock, please post a pic of your cock, um, in honor of Nursey of course!
     
  15. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
    yeah, except now I think she is a cock hater...and I feel sorry for you Pimp...speaking of Pimp and cock, please post a pic of your cock, um, in honor of Nursey of course!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh she isn't a hater yummy.. she's a connoisseur of cock.. that's why she's with me... and the pic you seek is in here.. somewhere
     
  16. Yummy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    oh she isn't a hater yummy.. she's a connoisseur of cock.. that's why she's with me... and the pic you seek is in here.. somewhere<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Found It (ok, this is the first cock I found, but it might be you).

     
  17. Nursey

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    No,Yummy...that's not Pimp.That's a fat lecherous whore that used to post in this forum (her name escapes me for now) after her sex change.

    I've transposed the pic of when she was still female over her latest pic to see if it jogs anyone's memory as to what her name was.But anyway...that was 'pre-Yummy' so you don't need to bother yourself about it.
     
  18. Dog Breath

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    So that's why they call him Pimpchichi?

    He has chi chi's and his dick is a pimple?
     
  19. Aunt Fucker

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    get soem hardcore PORN MANNNN!!!!
     
  20. pimpchichi

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    you don't read too well do you Dog-Fellatrix

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    No,Yummy...that's not Pimp.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     

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