Nursey needs a hug

I think that Nursey needs a little special attention to draw her out of the doldrums. We did that for Pukey, right?

So here is my offering to the queen beotch of all time -

 

That is a self claimed title for Nursey circa 2001. I thought she would be honored.


and what the heck is more human than human?

 

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/white+zombie/more+human+than+human_20146189.html

Maybe Nursey doesn't need help. Maybe the rest of us do.

 

Conversely, maybe Nursey needs help and the rest of us don't:
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/starland+vocal+band/afternoon+delight_20202371.html

 

You know what? I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about. I just really like the song, afternoon Delight, and wanted a chance to post the lyrics.

Mmmm mmm afternoooon deeelight.

 

Long live White Zombie - that is all.

 

I always thought the song was about making love, not smoking dope.

 

ANNOUNCEMENT!

Greetings! I come from the Royal Palace with glad tidings from mine Queen! She wishes Mr.Ucicare the best with this wondrous new thread, but alas, her engagements are many, and as such, cannot take time from her busy schedule to grace you with her ambrosial presence. She has, however, requested i, her gallant and loyally devoted Groom of the Stool keep her updated on this fine and noteworthy project. Good day!

 

hee hee hee he said he is the groomer of the stool. ha ha ha ha ha ha. Is that like polishing a turd?

 

Give my best to the Queen. Make sure that she knows I was just trying to bait her into responding. The Queen is missed.

 

Salutations! I come bearing The Word of my most Eminent and Exalted Eternal Supremeness whom i worshipfully serve with all my tiny but robust being! She whose Every Utterance is carried lovingly by the wind as it dances spiritedly through the leaves of the forest and dips playfully into the bubbling stream.


The Word is: "Okay."

 

Is that fly supposed to look like an eye? Is that art?

 

You are on too many freaking pills.

It looks like a dead fly.

How's the headache?

 

How the hell does that look like an eye?

You should get off the medication your on and try this.

 

It looks like the side of an eye with a ton of mascara on it. That's the first thing I thought it was and then I realized that it was a fly and then I thought it was something artsy.

Like this:

 

What is this shit? Get back to the reverential adoring!

 

Hey, dont come in here being alll artsy fartsy and stuff and then want to be adored. Adoration comes only after years of defiling. And survival amongst Spo0o0ns dish colony. They are your new queen.

 

"Artsy", huh? How about i snap your neck and dribble my stomach juices all over your ugly faece - i mean face - buster? What shall i do with him, ma'am? Want me to give him a good proboscing?

 

Is that what you do to clean your teeth?