4 nuns die and go up to heaven. upon there arrival they meet st.peter at the gates. THe first nun walks up and Pete says "have you ever touched a mans dick" the nun says to him "yes, with my left index finger." He says "thats fine just wash that finger in holy water and you can come into heaven." the next nun steps up. "Have you ever touched a mans dick" "Yes" she says "with this hand i did" Peter looks and says "thats fine just wash that hand in holy water and you can come into heaven." So finally the third none steps up and the fourth nun comes running and pushes the 3rd out of the way. St.Pete looks and says "what are you doing" The fourth nun says "hey i have to gargle that water before she sticks her ass in it"
Badly butchered, indeed. But it did remind me of the joke, and allow me to properly tell it verbally to a few associates today, and for that I give whomever the one-time-poster that started this thread props.
Heh... I didn't even have to look at the name and/or the post count to guess the 'one time poster' bit...
