Now I remember...!?!?!?!?!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Who you were in your last past life? To know the answer - just type in the DAY, MONTH, and YEAR you were born in PRESENT life.
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Well I put mine in september '81... and got this...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Bulgaria approximately on 1775.
Your profession was sailor, shoemaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to learn discretion and reasonability and then teach others to do that. Your life will be happier, when you help those who lack reasoning.
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Now you remember? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, I fucking don't.

 

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Tibet approximately on 1800.
Your profession was seaman, dealer, businessman, broker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. Magician abilities, could be a servant of dark forces.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your problem -- to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.
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Now you remember?


Servant of dark forces? Magician abilities? Highly gifted? Oh yeah.
And the only books I am capable of understanding in this life are full of pictures of nekkid women.
And apparently I was a semen dealer...I don't know what the fuck that's all about.

 

Someone here should like this:

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Scotland approximately on 1825.
Your profession was artist, magician, fortune teller.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Natural talent of psychologist, you knew how to use the opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your problem -- to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.
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Now you remember?

 

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Izrael approximately on 1525.
Your profession was seaman, dealer, businessman, broker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Natural talent of psychologist, you knew how to use the opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your problem -- to learn to love and to trust Universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, develop inner wisdom.
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Now you remember?
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fucking Izrael? LAAAAME.
the seaman part is okay though.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon:
fucking Izrael? LAAAAME.
the seaman part is okay though.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I liked the dealer part of mine. How appropriate.

 

I was "Chief Garbage Man"...


Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Poland approximately on 1000.
Your profession was builder of roads, bridges, docks.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in High Reason.
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Now you remember?

 

I typed in Hitler's birthday, and got this:

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern West Afrika approximately on 1275.
Your profession was builder of houses, temples, cathedrals.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.
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Now you remember?
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Talk about fucking bass-ackwards...

 

Well, he was a great public speaker... Might not be too far off...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
I was "Chief Garbage Man"...


Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Poland approximately on 1000.
Your profession was builder of roads, bridges, docks.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in High Reason.
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Now you remember?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not only that bro, but you were a Pollock too! I'd be ready to chuck my computer out a fucking window right now.

 

Hey! I'm a garbage man too!!!

*High fives Ulfur*

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern South India approximately on 1075.
Your profession was shepherd, horseman, forester.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all life difficulties with joyful heart. You should help others, bringing them spirit of joy.
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Now you remember?

 

I wouldn't be too happy, Cheese... apparently you smelled of Curry and cow shit in your past life...

India, eh?

 

(At least I got to wear a kilt and air my balls out...)

 

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern North China approximately on 1700.
Your profession was trainer, holder of the fine animals, birds, insects.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. Could be a leader.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in High Reason.
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Now you remember?


hiieeee--ya

 

Yeah but I was from "South" India. I was far south as you can go.

 

So, you're saying they don't have cows down South? I've seen the pictures, they let those fucking dirty things walk around wherever they please, shit all over the place, and worship them the whole fucking time. What a crock of shit. I don't know what smells worse, an Indian sweating liquid curry or a herd of cows with diarrhea.

 

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Jugoslavia approximately on 1500.
Your profession was dramatist, director, musician, bard.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You were sane practical person, a materialist, with no spiritual consciousness . Your simple wisdom helped weaker and poor.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those, who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.
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Now you remember? Not only did I not remember, I had to break out the fucking dictionary to find out what a 'bard' is... 1. an ancient Celtic poet, composer, and singer. 2. a poet

"no spiritual consciousness "

 

why am I the only fucker who was a different sex?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by You fucking wanker:
why am I the only fucker who was a different sex? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern North Afrika approximately on 975.
Your profession was designer, engineering, craftsman.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to develop kind attitude to people, to acquire gift of understanding and compassion.

So you see! Niggers are far more advanced than us, they had engineers 800 years before the engine was invented!

 

In Response To Your Query

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg the Pissed:
Hey! I'm a garbage man too!!!

*High fives Ulfur*
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Back at ya.

I bet you a garbageman in South India picks up more tuberculosis than garbage.