Now Fugly how are you going to fuck my post count.

slaps the floor while laughing to tears.......


Hacked = Dwaine, Grim.


Barry

 

Yes.

No comment.

No.

Smelly pussies, small dicks, fat slabs etc. This place is getting totally fuckin' HARD CORE.

 

Hardcore doesn't begin to describe it. This place is like Nam, without the automatic weapons.

 

I think this picture about captures the essence.....




I'm pretty sure that is Harlan in the photo.


Barry

 

Pretty much what I had in mind. When I think hardcore I think bamboo and giant piles of shit.

 

I am talking about the "essence" of the whole forums.

Piles of Poo.


Barry

 

Umm ... do you think maybe she just wants to know why you spend 20 hours a day online instead of giving her a taste of the Grimy salami?

I mean, the thought is fundamentally offensive, but hey ... she did marry you.

I have no respect for you whatsoever. And I have only ever tolerated you, not accepted you.

Yes you do. And see above.

You lie. We all watch porn.

Again, see above. And Ferine's right - you guys have major trust issues.

You guys need to sort your communication out - of course she knows why she did it. (Yes, she probably does think you're having an online affair.)

Seriously Grimy, take a week offline, talk to a marriage counsellor, and more importantly, talk to your wife.

 

Hey I don't watch por...does the cam I have set up in Ferine's headboard count???

 

Not when she's doing it on the dining room table.

 

All she does is eat there........god damned waste of a cam *grumble grumble*

 

That's not a waste, I bet you could sell the feed to Dwaine.

 

Stay the hell out of my house!

I'm going to check all of my toilets too.

 

You should probably check your shower and the tip of your vibrator as well.

 

Please don't!!!

 

Don't worry about it . .she'll never find the one hidden in her alarm clock.. oh damn ..

 

She's not going to check, she's wearing a pearl necklace in her avatar. She's clearly voyeuristic.

 

Hmzz. . doesn't really show on the vids though.

 

I guess you didn't get the memo we have moved on.

 

Damn you and your multiple personality disorder. . go to bed . .

 

Please people. Don't let this thread die. It's been so much fun, surely we can milk a few more laffs from it yet.