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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by DrtyWhtGrl, Feb 10, 2003.

  1. DrtyWhtGrl

    DrtyWhtGrl New Member

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    null Some like it, some simply look at you werid and say oh, ewwwwww!

    Theirs a customer siting at the bar with 12 empty shoot glasses in front of him. The bartender comes up to him and ask the guy "what are you celebrating?" The customre looks up at the bartender kinda grim and replies "my first blow job." The Bartender smiles and says congrats boy Ill give you another shoot on the house....The customer says "no thanks if 12 didnt wash out the taste 13 isnt gonna do it either."
     
  2. TheGodOfDuck

    TheGodOfDuck New Member

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    Hello no....lol
     
  3. ChemicalNova

    ChemicalNova New Member

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    ewwwwww lol
     
  4. PhingerPhuckin

    PhingerPhuckin New Member

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    Hehehehehe! Nice!
     
  5. kat

    kat New Member

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    old...very old...
    go back to the trailer park till you come up with some new jokes,ya cuntrag
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    what the hell is a "shoot" glass?
     
  7. kat

    kat New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    what the hell is a "shoot" glass?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    touche....
     
  8. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lil_devil:

    touche....
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Douche
     
  9. rob32uk

    rob32uk New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DrtyWhtGrl:
    null Some like it, some simply look at you werid and say oh, ewwwwww!

    Theirs a customer siting at the bar with 12 empty shoot glasses in front of him. The bartender comes up to him and ask the guy "what are you celebrating?" The customre looks up at the bartender kinda grim and replies "my first blow job." The Bartender smiles and says congrats boy Ill give you another shoot on the house....The customer says "no thanks if 12 didnt wash out the taste 13 isnt gonna do it either."
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  10. rob32uk

    rob32uk New Member

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    ARE U SPEAKING FROM EXPERIANCE GIRL???
     

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