not even close to being politcal.....

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by MANDYG, Jan 4, 2004.

  1. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Northallerton?
     
  2. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy:
    I'll go for Harrogate, I drink quite regularly in H'gate, Carringtons is the best fucking nightclub in the world.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Got me bang to rights. I got thrown out of Carringtons years ago, never went back. You
    were being sarky I take it.
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Obviously! teehee
     
  4. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I've got a big f'n boner right now:
    I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I translate that as "Damn, I hope this works!"
    Sorry...try again.
     
  5. igabfbrn

    igabfbrn New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
    I translate that as "Damn, I hope this works!"
    Sorry...try again.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Button down that flapping upper lip of yours, Kaptain, before I staple it to the ceiling and watch you spin around like a fart-powered ceiling fan.
     
  6. cyberpimpsonic

    cyberpimpsonic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
    Pot, meet Kettle...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    now that made me laf more then most of the fuckin jokes on here
     
  7. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    Hey, at least you GOT it! Someone....I won't mention any names...but someone had that go flying over their head.
    Far enough over their head they need a telescope to see it.
     
  8. mhs_frankie

    mhs_frankie New Member

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    Pure genius. Well done.
     

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