not even close to being politcal.....

Two cows in a field.
One turns to the other and says, "MOOOOOO"

The other one turns round and says:
"You bastard, I was just about to say that...."

 

this one is over flowing with hilarity

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr.Roboto:
this one is over flowing with hilarity <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

im inclined to agree

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I've got a big f'n boner right now:
MANDYG is most likely to have the complete collection of Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter, Elton John and George Michael CDs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pot, meet Kettle...

 

Now that was quite acceptable as sparling repartee.

 

Now that was quite acceptable as sparkling repartee.

 

Fucking Mac's, my apologies for the echo.... and spelling correction.

 

Oh come on! It's not the worst in the pack, surely.........

 

Hey dub, do yourself a favour and borrow/rent/steal Peter Kay live at the royal Bolton Albert Hall. The funniest shit I have seen for a long time. While you are at it, see if you can pilfer phoenix nights 1 and 2. If you don't follow through watching these you have my permission to come up here to delightful north yorkshire and fuck my wife

 

's mother

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MANDYG:
Oh come on! It's not the worst in the pack, surely.........<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That joke made me piss my pants! Nice one!


Now post a pic of yer tits.

 

MANDYG is most likely to have the complete collection of Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter, Elton John and George Michael CDs.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
Pot, meet Kettle...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


That doesn't sound at all like you. You don't usually try to deliberately start problems. It's almost like someone of much lower intelligence was trying to imitate you.

 

that was ok but i have seen better

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
Hey dub, do yourself a favour and borrow/rent/steal Peter Kay live at the royal Bolton Albert Hall. The funniest shit I have seen for a long time. While you are at it, see if you can pilfer phoenix nights 1 and 2. If you don't follow through watching these you have my permission to come up here to delightful north yorkshire and fuck my wife<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have seen the Albert Hall one and you're right it was well funny, I actually own Phoenix Nights Series on DVD and I have nearly worn them out! Classic stuff...

Any chance of just a hand job of your wife? Oh, and her mother if we're doing a 'Somerfield' buy one get one free offer....

I got beaten up in Barnsley are you anywhere near there?

It was a 'pack' of jockeys out on the piss and four of 'em jumped me in a nightclub, it was like a scene from a horror film, me flicking these squat people off and they were jumping back on again!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I've got a big f'n boner right now:

That doesn't sound at all like you. You don't usually try to deliberately start problems. It's almost like someone of much lower intelligence was trying to imitate you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I figured I'd start out at your level....something you MIGHT understand.
THEN go over your head.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:


It was a 'pack' of jockeys out on the piss and four of 'em jumped me in a nightclub, it was like a scene from a horror film, me flicking these squat people off and they were jumping back on again!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

He he he... I had to read that last bit three times dub til I realised that you were talking about the jockeys that ride horses as opposed to knobs!

In reference to my abode, I am in North Yorkshire (Barnsley is south) approx 50 miles north. (It is a spa town) Care for another guess?

 

I dont need to post a pic of my tits, there are plenty of tits on this page to get you going.....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
In reference to my abode, I am in North Yorkshire (Barnsley is south) approx 50 miles north. (It is a spa town) Care for another guess?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll go for Harrogate, I drink quite regularly in H'gate, Carringtons is the best fucking nightclub in the world.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
I figured I'd start out at your level....something you MIGHT understand.
THEN go over your head.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.