Not a joke, but....

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by ucicare, Jan 9, 2005.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Believing that someone who keeps on hurting you will have a change of heart and see the error of his ways, is like hanging a sign on your basement wall, "All rodents stay out," and hoping they will read it and obey!


    I don't know who wrote this originally, but it is true enough to repeat.

    Barry
     
  2. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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  3. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    that's a topic worth discussing barry..... does anyone here think people actually change in any significant ways? if not what about born agains.... if so, what makes them change in your experiences?
     
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  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Everytime I see that balding fuckstick in the back row, I almost piss myself with laughter... and honestly, I don't know why
     
  6. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Remind you of Shmed?
     
  7. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Who in the name of the prince of darkness is Shmed?
     
  8. NFI

    NFI New Member

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    Dunno either, but Google has about 2,370 English pages for "Shmed". Take your pick.
     
  9. Ferine

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    I dunno, the beetlejuice shrunken head guy standing to the right of the balding fuckstick is fairly amusing as well...
     
  10. Reizvolles

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    I dunno, the guy in the front row with the light trousers on that looks very much like Harlan, minus his glasses made me laugh.
     
  11. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    One of them looks comparitively normal...

    ...in fact, isn't that MEDYKEVET second from the left in the back row!?!!
     
  12. DangerousDan

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    I'm printing that out and putting on my refridgerator. :lol:
     
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  14. ucicare

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    Smiles - the retard humor makes it impossible to discuss this here. Since this is the "jokes" forum, I guess it is fine.

    Follow me to the "Cold Sober" if you want to discuss.

    Barry
     
  15. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    i donno man... last time i followed a middle aged man anywhere i lost all sphyncter controll for weeks
     
  16. dingleberry

    dingleberry New Member

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    whoa dude
     
  17. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    You should never eat another mans prunes.
     
  18. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    i know but they were so black and delicious.......... :oops:
     

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