Nominations for trues words ever spoken

1. "If you ain't from the ghetto, don't come to the motherfkn ghetto"
Treach - Naughty by Nature

 

If you ain't really a doctor don't pretend to be one on a message board.

By me

 

I think maybe fugly should start a membership drive. Maybe Nursey could ask some of her slutiest friends who got more than a couple of brain cells to rub together.

 

That's the second genuinely funny thing posted under the name Grim Jesus in the last week. Who's hacked his account?

 

no one