Nominations for the most viscious weapon that can be held in one hand and still

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  1. Michelle

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    maintain accuracy. Prices and pictures. On-line auctions?
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

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    "Amegio Of Pedro" ashtry, from south of the border. Many a white trash skank has a lazy eye thanks to those.
     
  3. Michelle

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    If all you had was an ashtray that wouldn't even work in a whore house. Maybe most especially in a whore house even if all the ashtrays in whore houses are mexican which they probably are I am sure they are going to be packing a shotgun at the least if it is an organized place.
     
  4. ucicare

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    My nomination is the penis. Everyone knows the old proverb "the penis mightier than the sword." :eek:
     
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    But it can't "maintain accuracy." If you go to a urinal, you are launching a swizle stick sized stream into a receptacle that's about 18" x 42". Still, you are bound to find piss stains on the floor. What does that say about penile accuracy?
     
  8. ucicare

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    The PEN is mightier than the sword.

    I rode by your house today by the way. So it looks like mediacom half assed buried another cable in your lawn. That would be the 4th time they desecrated the lawn. I suggest bombing their headquarters.

    You better do something with those crepe myrtles pretty soon, or you are going to have a growth explosion. I suggest that you hire a pro like me to put them into artistic form.

    The Indian burial mound is scheduled to be leveled soon. Prepare your kids for the shock.

    Oh, and "improtected" needs a date for the Flogging Molly Concert. Do you think that your wife would care if you did a road trip?
     
  9. MAJ Havoc

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    Mediacom hates me because I have DirecTV. I clipped the myrtles back. If I didn't cut them enough, do tell. You can show me after we fix the sprinkler ;D See "Let's Go" thread for road trip.
     
  10. Joeslogic

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    Barry do you top your Crepe Myrtles or thing them?

    I topped mine off last year and was planning on leaving them alone this year. I do not think it had hever been done and I know these things are tough as nails. Mine were maybe 15' tall I took about 5 feet off to 1. get them to bush out more. and 2. get rid of the damn leaves all over my side patio.

    My first time dealing with them though.
     
  11. Lomotil

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    Here's the most viscous weapon that can be held in one hand...

     
  12. ucicare

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    Trimming Myrtles is an art for. The trick is to shape the tree upward by clipping above the laregest fork from last years growth. Crepe Myrtles only bloom on new growth. People make the mistake of trying to limit their height by clipping at the same joint each year. It is better to let them grow tall, and Just replace them if they get out of hand.

    here ya go - http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://webs.lanset.com/pathline/_borders/crepelbj.jpg&imgrefurl=http://webs.lanset.com/pathline/creperape.htm&h=348&w=249&sz=39&hl=en&sig2=Y9cZtCh1qL4JgsnhIv2NZg&start=5&tbnid=a_FJjjVZcqBmhM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=86&ei=FRHvReafO6noaKGO1PsJ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcrepe%2Bmurder%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    Mine are like small trees really. I do not know what kind they are cause I did not plant them they are hardy and thick enough to give me shade and privacy on the side of the house from the neighbors second story windows. I'm not trimming as all this year cause last year it snowed little red and pinkish blooms all over the side patio to the point it became annoying. Who knows maybe I'll have less of that white mildew I had last late spring or early summer.
     

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