nobody dusted this old one off yet??

Q.what does nasa stand for?
A.need another seven astronauts..

 

Don't forget:
Who let that fucking woman drive?

 

Oh and it is reported that an object found in a field in Dallas of something about the size of a sausage with a small slit at one end has been identified as a shuttlecock.

 

And,

Q. Where do astronauts take their holidays?

A. All over Texas.