no, your not funny asshole...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Feb 15, 2002.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I am getting sick of assholes that always say "You blow glass? Well I got something else for ya to blow.." Everyone of these assholes thinks its the funniest shit ever, and that they were the first to say that shit to me. Funniest thing is, the minamal amount of cash I make in one day is $99.30, the most I have ever made in one day was $800. Thats the irony part, Mr. Jokester makes $6.50 an hour at taco bell... Keep laughing beaner boy....

    Anyways I had to get that off my chest... a few of you assholes have said the exact same thing to me in the past... so just go choke yourself to death or something...

    No I did't mean that... Wait yes I did..

    Jesus, why do I hate everyone so much? why does everyone REALLY suck (i.e. Sparky)

    Well my puppy wants to go outside and shit...see you kids later...
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    You blow glass? Well I got something else for ya to blow..
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff:
    You blow glass? Well I got something else for ya to blow..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ill take 2 mexi-melts, and a steak chalupa, to go...
     
  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Would you like guacamole with that?
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    nothing quite like shitting green avacado dip... yummm yum!
     
  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Hey IMC... What kind of puppy do you have?
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    a mutt I rescued from the pound... She was going to be put to sleep in like 30 mins. It didnt feel right... I took her home...
     
  8. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Awwwwww all the girls are gonna love you now.
    Well i do anyway coz thats a really great thing to do.
     
  9. cleanergeezer

    cleanergeezer New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    a mutt I rescued from the pound... She was going to be put to sleep in like 30 mins. It didnt feel right... I took her home...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    30 mins to put a puppy to sleep????!!!!!!???()**^%£$!!???? Shit, they should use guns or knives or something, it would take seconds, cruel bastards.
    Well done IMC, you got a microwave?
     
  10. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    a mutt I rescued from the pound... She was going to be put to sleep in like 30 mins. It didnt feel right... I took her home...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Holy shit!! IMC performs an act of compassion and posts it on Fugly.

    When do the seas boil? Are all the birds gonna die now?
     
  11. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff:
    Would you like guacamole with that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  12. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    a mutt I rescued from the pound... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Mutts make the best dogs.
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LMFAO!
     
  14. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Mutts make the best dogs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Err... pets!
     
  15. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
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    LOL!!!
     
  16. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Mutts make the best dogs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i'd have to say i like westlers
     
  17. Nauseous

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    Ballpark Frank's are big in the US. What's their slogan? They plump when you cook 'em?
     
  18. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    a mutt I rescued from the pound... She was going to be put to sleep in like 30 mins. It didnt feel right... I took her home...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Don't let Kitana see that dog, my friend. She'll try to disect it.
     
  19. Stranger

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Awwwwww all the girls are gonna love you now.
    Well i do anyway coz thats a really great thing to do.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Don't say that UT!!
    He'll kill the poor thing.
     
  20. unlimited-time

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    Don't worry stranger it was only a very short lived love..wore of as soon as the warm fuzzy feeling i got when i read that went.
     

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