No subject, just shooting the preverbrial shit

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Dixie Enormous, Dec 19, 2002.

  1. sweetlyscented

    sweetlyscented New Member

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    I think the love for me has grown on lomo, what do you think?

    Ross, you stood me up again
     
  2. chester grape

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    No! No! NO!!

    Let's get back to all agreeing on what a complete weeping pustule "my pal" Dixie is.

    I'm much happier when we're doing that.

    Oh, and Dicks ... here's another link to mindlessly follow, you soft-cock.
     
  3. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sarcastic_Bitch:
    Ross, you stood me up again <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    sorry i had a boardmeeting about special warcraft. Wanna come to my house instead?
     
  4. Dixie Enormous

    Dixie Enormous New Member

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    Look assholes I think we got off on the wrong foot. When I said I joke around alot that's what the entire first post was. Joking. If you can't take a joke I'm sorry, if you can take a joke then fuck off. Seriously though, can we start over I am really a lovable guy.
     
  5. ross_perot

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    I'm a loveable guy
     
  6. sweetlyscented

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:

    sorry i had a boardmeeting about special warcraft. Wanna come to my house instead?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    If I can stay for breakfast, sure
     
  7. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Enslaved Penis' Smooth Boy's Penis:
    Can I come to your house Mr Perot? I can bring my collection of nude photos of Angela Lansbury and I want to fondle your sibling.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I'd prefer pictures of bea arthur, but if angela lansbury is all u got I'll take that. Ok my brother will like that and so will the monkeys i keep in my zoo
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sarcastic_Bitch:
    If I can stay for breakfast, sure <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    OK!!!!! I will make pancakes!!!!!
     
  9. sweetlyscented

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    do you cook in the nude?!?!

    If you do pancakes are a good choice, you won't have to worry about the oil burnin' ya
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sarcastic_Bitch:
    do you cook in the nude?!?!

    If you do pancakes are a good choice, you won't have to worry about the oil burnin' ya
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    well i do have a little waist apron that ays kiss the chef!! so i don't get oil on mr perot's advisor!!
     
  11. sweetlyscented

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    Your very talented. A lot of people don't have two chefs'. Am I required to kiss them both?
     
  12. sweetlyscented

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    for the sake of Nico "YOU ARE"

    Never know when nico will pop his hollow head in a post!
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sarcastic_Bitch:
    Your very talented. A lot of people don't have two chefs'. Am I required to kiss them both? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmm well that depends on what u want
     
  14. sweetlyscented

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    you're so naughty!!!!!!!!!! will you marry me???
     
  16. canine_STD

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    Can I come to your house Mr Perot? I can bring my collection of nude photos of Angela Lansbury and I want to fondle your sibling.
     
  17. EllaMichelle

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    Well I guess this would be th best thread on which to introduce myself... Hi, I'm EllaMichelle and you are gonna either love me or hate me,although I would suggest you go fuck yourself if you have a problem...but that being said nice to meet you all
     
  18. ross_perot

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    If u start a ross perot is god thread I will love you
     
  19. canine_STD

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    I think I'm in love with you Mr Perot. Can I kiss the chef too? Then deep throat him and have him make me choke back his heavy wads of secret recipe marinade?
     
  20. canine_STD

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    Provided of course you dont tell my monkey.
     

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