No return address

Do you open mail with no return address? I just threw something away because it had no return address. I feel like if they want to be secretive, I'm not wasting my time opening it... besides, I always think that mail has anthrax in it.

 

Could've been money in it...

 

One Xmas I sent someone who needed money, a little gift via mail, with no return addy.

I say open it... or have your husband open it

 

I held it up to the light and it looked like junk mail. No money... went in the trash.

 

The new $100 bills look like junk mail when held up to the light inside of an envelope. A new security feature, courtesy of the Obama administration.

 

It wasn't money. All I get are bills and one time expired tortillas.

 

I sent Dewayne a tiny little nigger baby one time. I wonder if he still has it?

 

Bitch... Those weren't expired! If you'd just take the time to check the mail more often, they wouldn't have been! Geez...

Mom and Pop (excuse me, "Madre y Padre") grocers down here don't waste time with shitty preservatives. They expect the food to be consumed by a Catholic family of twelve almost as soon as it hits the door.

That's also why it's sooooo fucking tasty. I fucking love the cuisine down here. Try it sometime - it'd even make Calista Flockhart cast a shadow.

 

I opened one with no return addy, in it was a lottery ticket. I won over six trillion dollars that day. Never question them!