no ones posted here for a while

so Ill take it upon myself

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Its a fucking dumbass answer but Im drunk and I found it funny

 

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

 

thats not it,but not bad though,keep guessing

 

to prove he wasn't chicken.

 

whoa I had forgotten bout this thread.when the fuck did I post this?
anyways if I remember correctly the answer is...cuz it was the chickens day off