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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by i_dont_wank, Oct 3, 2001.

  1. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    s'all i wanna say
     
  2. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    {tug}'HEY,what are you doing now??... {tug}HEY, what's that mean??'... {tug, tug}HEY, watch this.....HEY....!?!'
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    s'all i wanna say<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Good.

    I just back from NY. Your boyfriend is dead. Looks like you won't be flying to the US from the UK anymore. Except, of course, for his funeral. (Closed casket, I'm afraid... I got a little carried away with the butterknife) I'm kidding!!! No offense!!
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:

    Good.

    I just back from NY. Your boyfriend is dead. Looks like you won't be flying to the US from the UK anymore. Except, of course, for his funeral. (Closed casket, I'm afraid... I got a little carried away with the butterknife) I'm kidding!!! No offense!!
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    you fucking tease... he deserved to die to go out with a fucking shoe cookie like that
     
  5. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    he goes out with me cause im a good fuck
     
  6. Stranger

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    he goes out with me cause im a good fuck <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    Is this the same little girl who was asking if the guy likes it better if you suck or blow?

    I would look for the quote but I couldn't be bothered looking through 252 posts about your (obviously nonexistent) sexlife.

    *Tries to remember something about an empty can*
     
  7. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Quixotically asserted by i_dont_rank:
    he goes out with me cause im a good fuck<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    'Go out' with you? That strikes me as a strange way of describing the bond between 2 people with marital intent.

    You may be a good fuck - but your collective 'work' here makes it inarguably clear that that's all that you could possibly bring to the table (or bed, as it were). And I would question even that alleged skill, were it practically possible to verge anywhere near anything resembling objective proof - but this is not my main point. Suffice it to say, if you rate yourself thus just because your 'fiance' is capable of summoning the squirts inside you on a regular basis, then you should poll any guy on just how difficult that really is, even piss-drunk & with a butt-ugly partner.

    What my main point is: is there anyone else here who doesn't notice how odd it is that her 'fiance' lives so far away from her? That this alleged paragon of virile American manhood - who lives in or near one of the most populous areas of the U.S. (NY) (where presumably there is no shortage of willing, nubile, attractive sexual partners) instead loyally carries a torch for some childish, churlish girl an ocean away?

    I can only conclude that either:

    A) this guy is an Elephant Man-ish cretin whom no hometown girl will touch
    B) he's playing her just so he always has available a guaranteed, no-effort backup fuck whenever he's in her area if he fails to whistle up any better bird.
    C) Wank is either lying thru her remaining teeth about his entire existence, or in the throes of a serious delusion.
     
  8. i_dont_wank

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    plenty of americans marry people from other nationalities....

    plenty of english people do too...

    Also i explained why I prefer americans... due to bad experiances with english blokes...

    but yes im a fucking minger and no one here would fuck me so i have to do with a dumb american
     
  9. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    our babies are going to be beautiful.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well if you keep posting long enough in here... Your babies are going to be eaten...
     
  10. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    our babies are going to be beautiful.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Have you told him this yet?
     
  11. Disorder

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    Without meaning to digress...eh, on second thought, it's probably better we digress: any of you blokes over there care to explain the etymology (not definition) of that term, as well as minger and the expression taking the piss (..out of, ...from)?[/B][/QUOTE]

    bloke n, man, fellow

    basically your average geezer, uhh dude


    taking the piss, is being cocky and or being sarcastic, sometimes being insulting
     
  12. i_dont_wank

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    also we call french fries chips... and chips crisps
     
  13. Emetic

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    Umm, yes, thanks for the definitions. What I was looking for were some explanations regarding the origin of the terms, or as Webster's would say, "Etymology:
    1 : the history of a linguistic form (as a word) shown by tracing its development since its earliest recorded occurrence in the language where it is found, by tracing its transmission from one language to another," etc

    For example, the American dude seems roughly equal to the British bloke. Dude traces back to the American West circa late 1800s, where it arose among cowboys and wranglers as a term of condescending disparagement to describe inexperienced or ineffectual coworkers, e.g. "Nice rope work, dude - try to get it around his head next time". It evolved into then describing - with the same sentiment - those who somehow assumed pretense at appearing to be an authentic cowboy, like a visitor from the urban East who dons spotless rangewear, boots, hat, etc. just for appearance, e.g. "Check that dude - I'd bet he's never even seen a horse". Nowadays, it's morphed into more of a neutral term to describe any male of unknown or irrelevant identity "...Then this dude walked up and said..."). A sense of diminution can still be implied thru context or stressed inflection, especially when used to address a known someone: "Listen, dude, you pinch my bag once more and I'll deal with someone else!"

    So what's the story on those previous Brit expressions, blokes? Don't be taking the piss about it...

    ..and Wank? You are one right coinky dink
     
  14. Disorder

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    sorry can't help ya, too stupid... maybe pimp wants to do some digging..
     
  15. Cheezedawg

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    I'm getting real sick of this "Bloke" shit. It sounds like a cardboard cutout for a damn board game. Even our good friend Pimp Daddy doesn't use that word often... and he's a true Brit!
     
  16. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    I'm getting real sick of this "Bloke" shit. It sounds like a cardboard cutout for a damn board game. Even our good friend Pimp Daddy doesn't use that word often... and he's a true Brit!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i am a true shit.. uhh true brit too
     
  17. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    Firm grasp on the obvious there.
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    Which totally misses my point of why the very alleged he would prefer you.
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    So the alleged Prince Charming you previously sung the praises of is suddenly dumb. I believe we're now creeping closer to the truth.

    Without meaning to digress...eh, on second thought, it's probably better we digress: any of you blokes over there care to explain the etymology (not definition) of that term, as well as minger and the expression taking the piss (..out of, ...from)?
     
  18. i_dont_wank

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    I love my american and he loves me because we really get on, have shit loads in common, and have both prefer people from each others respectives countries...

    Neither of us are scanks, our babies are going to be beautiful.
     
  19. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Umm, yes, thanks for the definitions. What I was looking for were some explanations regarding the origin of the terms, or as Webster's would say, "Etymology:
    1 : the history of a linguistic form (as a word) shown by tracing its development since its earliest recorded occurrence in the language where it is found, by tracing its transmission from one language to another," etc

    For example, the American dude seems roughly equal to the British bloke. Dude traces back to the American West circa late 1800s, where it arose among cowboys and wranglers as a term of condescending disparagement to describe inexperienced or ineffectual coworkers, e.g. "Nice rope work, dude - try to get it around his head next time". It evolved into then describing - with the same sentiment - those who somehow assumed pretense at appearing to be an authentic cowboy, like a visitor from the urban East who dons spotless rangewear, boots, hat, etc. just for appearance, e.g. "Check that dude - I'd bet he's never even seen a horse". Nowadays, it's morphed into more of a neutral term to describe any male of unknown or irrelevant identity "...Then this dude walked up and said..."). A sense of diminution can still be implied thru context or stressed inflection, especially when used to address a known someone: "Listen, dude, you pinch my bag once more and I'll deal with someone else!"

    So what's the story on those previous Brit expressions, blokes? Don't be taking the piss about it...

    ..and Wank? You are one right coinky dink
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn, I think you nailed it, dude...
     
  20. Stranger

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    I can see you are really keen on this Emetic, and since I am on holidays and it is raining….

    While bloke is typically considered to be an English word, it has its origins in the Gypsy (Romany & Hindi) word loke meaning man. They can also lay claim to pal which means brother.
    Another one I found interesting (and totally unrelated) was nark, Gypsy for nose as in sticking your nose in where it’s not wanted. Not to be confused with narc, the narcotics officer the nark squeals to.

    Taking the piss out of’ dates back to at least 1930 in its various forms. The first time it was recorded in print was in 1935 in a book called Cockney Cavalcade- “He wouldn’t let Pancake take the mike out of him”. It’s said to have its origins in the rhyming slang ‘to take the mickey bliss’. In the 1950’s a mock-genteel version ‘to extract the Michael’ became briefly fashionable.

    Where the Mickey Bliss came from is beyond me.I have already learned too much for one day and must go smoke some cones to kill off the surplus brain cells.
     

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