I caught a blurb on headline news last night about someone stealing the presidential seal off the podium after Bush's speech on Saturday. Apparently, this happens several times a year. Sounds like a worthy caper. It might make for an interesting conversation piece as an end table, but I can't help but think it's hanging over a bar sandwiched between a dart board and a neon Bud Light sign in some fraternity house outside of DC.
Or my little Spankey's wearing it round his neck as a pendant...you got a problem with that,Bland Amb?????