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  1. storm

    storm New Member

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    Hey Everyone---I would like to see if anyone out there has a copy of the "personal alarm clock" that was on ebay-it was good for a laugh, but they pulled it and I cant find it anywhere to be able to show people!!!
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    No we don't... Please dissapear now
     
  3. storm

    storm New Member

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    No we don't... Please dissapear now[/quote]

    Wow-you know I could dissapear off the message board "OR" you could pull your head out your ass and see your not the only person on the board :twisted: I like my way better
     
  4. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    STORM YOU ARE SUPER MEAN! PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A RUCKUS-CASUING-GUY
     
  5. storm

    storm New Member

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    I was not trying to be mean, I was being a smart a@# because of the dissapear reply I got--I was just trying to track down if someone had a copy of the ebay listing I had heard about...All he or she had to say was no i dont maybe someome else does or nope...
     
  6. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    I found it!

     
  7. Schmed

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    Ok don't dissapear, instead shove a large, uncomfortable (preferably sharp) object up your ass and die a slow painful death. You fucking shiteater.
     
  8. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    Hey, lets not be so "shitty" to this guy. He is just like the rest of us ya know.

    So, storm, how are you? I see you are into humorous stuff! How did you get your name? It's not short for "shit storm" is it?

    My name is whipone. I got my name from my driving antics.
     
  9. storm

    storm New Member

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    Nope not short for "shit storm" - lol - its a nickname given to me by my boss he thinks i kinda take over a room when i walk in--could just be he likes the legs who knows...oh and schmed I would not perfer to shove something sharp up my ass--dont really like those kinds of offers-there not fun unless your into those things and if you are to each there own-lol-anyway thanks whipone I honestly didnt think by posting a short "hi I'm new to the site" would start this but hey if you gotta start something make it good...anyway thanks!!!
     
  10. MEDICVET

    MEDICVET New Member

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    LMAO! was waitin for the response to this one, and actually didn't even touch it until they arrived..

    I liked dear whipone's red x best!

    and by the by..welcome to the board.

    :::::::::: hands out kevlar :::::

    yer gonna need it. ;)
     
  11. storm

    storm New Member

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    thanks!!! oh and Whipone the link or picture you posted seems to be broken--oh well, Thanks anyway for letting me know :D
     
  12. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    I dunno why that picture isn't working.

    God hates me I guess.

    I guess if you want something done right, you have to host it:

     
  13. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    That's what I always say!

    My boss says I take over a room as well, but it's mostly due to my stench.

    Anyways, if your boss like the legs, does that mean he likes dark meat?
     
  14. storm

    storm New Member

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    lol-would not know that --you keep saying im a guy guess I should have told you I am a woman-lol--oh and the picture was just lovely
     
  15. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    Hi, thanks!

    So your a chick eh? All these years, and I never knew! Well, there are a lot of chicks here on this humble forum. You will find plenty of estrogen to communicate your feelings with.

    I, unfortuantely, do not have any genetalia due to years of abuse at the hands of my father. He would tie me up inthe garage with a blow-dryer on my balls for hours at a time.

    I hope you enjoy the site! Do you have any hobbies? Mine include PlayStation 2 and cars.
     
  16. storm

    storm New Member

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    Lol

    lets see im not too worried about the estrogen in the room, i tend not to get along with too many women-I get along better with the men cause I like football, basketball, xbox, playstation 2, fishing, you know all the tomboy stuff--plus I have way more fun getting drunk, playing pool with the guys that way if i get taken advantage of by the end of the night its by something with the equipement I want...Plus i can get better feedback from men when it comes to my problems with men, women tend to want to play too many mind games---
     
  17. storm

    storm New Member

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    oh and sorry for not telling you all these years, just kinda thought you had it figured it out .....i mean its not like these "DD" hide themselfs :D
     
  18. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    Wow, another DD chick!

    Well, I must have died and gone to heaven. Just fo rthe record, my penis was a full 9 cm beofre it rotted and fell off. :eek:

    I want to get an Xbox someday if I ever get rich. What games do you have for it?
     
  19. storm

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    alittle of everything--lets see, buffy, buffy chaos bleeds, halo, superman, van helsing, justt stuff along those lines...cant think of the others right off the top of my head-playstation is cool for the fishing games and also for red dead revolver thats a kick ass game


    oh and you know they have strap ons that can help you with your problem :twisted:
     
  20. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    I tried those, but they hurt.

    I heard Red Ded is good. I'm too poor to buy any games or pay for electricity, so I havn't played that.

    I want to play American Idol.
     

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