Q. Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger? A. They didn't know it was going to blow up. Q. What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest? A. The zit waits till you're 12 to come on your face. A RedNeck walked into a lawyer's office wanting to file for a divorce. The lawyer asked, "May I help you?" The RedNeck said, "Yea, I want one of those dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Well...do you have any grounds?" The RedNeck replied, "Yes, I got about 140 acres." The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?" The RedNeck said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The lawyer said, "You don't understand. I mean do you have a grudge?" The RedNeck said,"Sure I got a grudge, that's where I parks my John Deere." The lawyer said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The RedNeck said, "Oh yes, sir, I got me a suit alright. I wears it to church on Sundays." The exasperated lawyer said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The RedNeck said, "No, we both get up at 4:30 in the morning." The lawyer then said, "Well, is she a nagger or anything?" The RedNeck said, "No she's a white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce." Q. Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers? A. Because he's a cripple in a wheelchair. A man goes to his doctor and says, "I need to get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter." The doctor looks at the man in shock and asks, "Your 10 year old daughter is sexually active?" "No", the man replies, "She just lies there like her mother." What are three things you can't give a black guy? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job yeah yeah you knew them already... but who gives a shit
Q. Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers? A. Because he's a cripple in a wheelchair ? i dont get this? is superman old?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Such a waste: no, worse he is Canadian<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That would explain it... It could be worse... he could be "drago"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by devdev: Q. Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers? A. Because he's a cripple in a wheelchair ? i dont get this? is superman old?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Dude, didn't you hear? Superman died.
Jesus H. Christ !!!! Ye're all thick, except the guy who posted that superman joke. When something bad happens superman comes and saves the day, but the actor who played superman in the movies is crippled and confined to a wheel chair YOU FUCKING RETARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....cept the guy with the joke, it kicked ass....
um I have said way 2 many times on here.... I am not a dude... I have a huge wet pussy..... I am a woman, a girl, a chick, a bitch, a female... look on my profile people! but I do have a detachable penis
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour: but I do have a detachable penis <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Do you sometimes leave it in medicine cabinets? Just curious...
when god was handing out brains, devdev thought they were milkshakes, so he asked for an extra thick one! GYAHAHAHAHA...i hate you
also when god was handing out brains, devdev went to get his, but god said he didnt have it, so devdev asked where was it, and god said "at mcdownloads..."
