New Shoes

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by ucicare, Apr 6, 2005.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I thought everyone would enjoy seeing a picture of Canine_STD getting a close look at my new shoes.





    Barry
     
  2. Dr.Roboto

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    are those comfortable? ive always been partial to doc martians
     
  3. ucicare

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    PROFUSE APOLOGIES to my dear friend Canine.

    That is actually COMA WHITE under the knee, only days after the stolen cell phone in his pocket was tracked.

    Sorry there C_STD for the libelous accusation.

    Barry
     
  4. pimpchichi

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    you know.. i'm sure if you carpet bomb coma's inbox with PM's he'll eventually cave in and let you suck his cock too then you can all be buddys together
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you lnpw pimp, Im ussually a little more kindly to a person after they suck me off
     
  6. Samanthasez

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    You're a little, little man, aren't you?
     
  7. pimpchichi

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    samantha.. kindly stop carpetbombing my inbox.. i noticed you already.. you stand out like a dim bulb in a brightly lit street...

    and if finding you as interesting as a philatelist and as attractive as a chromosonally challenged warthog makes me a fag and a small man then call me archie
     
  8. ucicare

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    Samatha, the more you post the more inclined I am to believe that you are clairvoyant.

    How did you know that Pimp was elf sized and suffers from micropenis syndrome? Wow, that is truly amazing that you could pick that up from a simple forum response. It has to be be a gift.

    He is also bisexual. But you knew that already didn't you!

    Barry

    Barry
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    careful barry barry... you better put on your foil hat before she tunes into your psychochannel and exposes the pro-choice peta supporter who hides behind that deviously crafted troll-persona you got there
     
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    It's O.K...I know it's rough that you're in the closet regarding these things, but we'll "see" you through. (chichi!)

    And don't flatter yourself, Luv...I'd hardly call one Private Message to go flog yourself a "carpetbomb"...whatever the fuck that is.

    It must be indelibly fun in your world. Wish I could be there.
     
  11. pimpchichi

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    you don't know what carpetbombing is?.. what kind of an american are you?

    and you sent 2 pm's dimwit... you know.. if you were anything more than a pathetic nonentity i'd feel some sense of achievment that i'd struck some nerve or another... though fuck knows how.. s'not as if i tried...

    you should hit barry up for some better meds you oversensitive gump
     
  12. smiles

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    wow i too am shocked.. an american NOT KNOWING what is being done in their name worldwide.... i can't believe it..... barry please explain to her how carpetbombing is exactly what jesus wants
     
  13. Samanthasez

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    You're slipping, honey.

    I guess this means we'll never have sex.

    sashay, chichi!
     
  14. Samanthasez

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    Hey Barry...shhh...over here...*whispers*: if you analyze the text of "smiles" and the ass-clown, you'll see they're EXTREMELY similar...so much so that I'll warrant IT'S THE SAME PERSON.

    What a Troll.

    I shall be moolighting on the Psychic Network and will be in a city near you, soon.
     
  15. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    oh sam you are TRES cool
     
  16. ucicare

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    Sammy -

    Smiles and Pimp are not the same person. They have some similarities though. Both are bisexual, and both fear Nursey. Pimp is a wiry little elf, and Smiles is a hulking angry refugee.

    They are both reasonably tolerable if you can just overlook the fact that they both hate America and both live in their cars.

    By the way, I hope you can't read my thoughts. Bugs would be so upset.


    Barry
     
  17. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    LMAO@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    LOL

    uh.
     
  18. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    ok barry whats with the bullshit ... I DO NOT live in a my car.... it's my moms
     
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    English, Damnit!!
     

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