New Screw here

Hi my name is Slappy and im new around here. I like Slapping my meat and also i got real bad gas so stand back.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slappy Saucerhead:
Hi my name is Slappy and im new around here. I like Slapping my meat and also i got real bad gas so stand back.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

so you're a butcher huh? We all have bad gas, but mine is probably the best smelling. Anyways welcome because Kit seems to have taken a liking to ya!

 

yes, rossy, its always good have a kronik masturbator watch us.

 

hell o
u will fit in just fine here. stay out of the bathroom, tho.

"accidents" tend to happen a lot in there.

 

Aint nothing wrong with loving of the hand! except if you are like sangay and your hand is in action for 22 hours of the day

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
Aint nothing wrong with loving of the hand! except if you are like sangay and your hand is in action for 22 hours of the day<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thats b/c he kannut get a chik.

 

Hey, don't knock masturbation..... it's the only time you're fucking someone you actually care about.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
Hey, don't knock masturbation..... it's the only time you're fucking someone you actually care about.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh true. i wont lie, i do it alot. i like to pull my foreskin back as far as it kan go. i am massochistik with my kock.

 

I like it when the end goes all purple and hard and looks like its about to burst, one day it actually will burst and ill be happy.

 

i dunno about that........ maybe u should wear a cock ring for a month and see......

 

www.goatse.cx

 

oo thats such a cliche, bad bad boy

 

cliche thats a bad oo such, bad boy

 

Ah.....yet another weirdo here at Fugly.

Isn't life great..............I hate you too!

 

I feel like I'm gonna puke.

Everything is making me nauseous and when I eat, I feel worse.

*as you were*

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cock and ball torture:
I like it when the end goes all purple and hard and looks like its about to burst, one day it actually will burst and ill be happy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

purple? my kock end is pink. wtf r u doing to yer kock? strangling it?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
i dunno about that........ maybe u should wear a cock ring for a month and see......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

extra small ring, i agree.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I feel like I'm gonna puke.

Everything is making me nauseous and when I eat, I feel worse.

*as you were*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i suggest u inkrease fluid intake.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I feel like I'm gonna puke.

Everything is making me nauseous and when I eat, I feel worse.

*as you were*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

mabye yer preggers....lol

 

I took a test last week and passed, so I should be cool. That'd be so swell, havin' a baby who's dad's a married piece of trailer shit.

 

*whose*

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I took a test last week and passed, so I should be cool. That'd be so swell, havin' a baby who's dad's a married piece of trailer shit. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

uhoh, its another jerry springer show