New 'practical' toy...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Apr 29, 2003.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Norelco 8890XL Spectra Shaving System:

    Rechargeable Cord/Cordless Razor for shaving with or without a cord.

    Worldwide Voltage adjusts automatically from 100V to 240V AC.

    LCD Charging, Battery Full and Low Indicators, Audible Charge Alarm, "Shaving Minutes" and Cleaning Indicators.

    6-Minute Quick Charge for a 3-minute cordless shave.

    1-Hour Full Charge for up to 70- Minutes of Cordless Shaving.

    Shaving System

    9 Settings, for sensitive to normal skin, for unsurpassed Norelco comfort & closeness.

    Spectra Razor Heads feature an improved two-stage cutting system:

    Slots to shave longer hairs.

    Holes to shave stubble for a closer Norelco shave.

    Automatically adjusts in multiple directions to hug the unique contours of your face.

    Individually floating heads align the razor sharp blades closer to your skin while improved Lift & Cut Technology shaves below skin level for exceptional closeness.

    Reaches difficult to shave areas under the nose, chin and ears.

    Features:

    LCD "Shaving Minutes" Indicator displays remaining shaving time, battery level and audible alarm signals when razor needs recharging.

    Blinking faucet symbol will alert you when razor needs to be cleaned.

    Full width Pop-Up Trimmer is perfect for grooming sideburns and moustache.

    Complete with Razor, Stand, Deluxe Pouch, Protective Razor Head Cap, Coil Cord and Cleaning Brush.

    Personal Comfort Control Personalizes Your Shave

    Selector Dial adjusts spring and pressure of the floating heads for your specific skin type to maximize comfort and provide our closest shave ever.

    For Sensitive Skin:

    Choose a Comfort Setting between Neutral and Sensitive to relax the spring and pressure of the floating heads against your skin for a gentler, more comfortable shave.

    For Normal Skin:

    Choose a Comfort Setting between Neutral and Normal to tighten the spring and Pressure of the floating heads against your skin for a faster, more comfortable shave.

    Simply Rinses Clean.

    8890XL MSRP: $289.00
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    Brand new, unopened, and charging right now... Set me back a whopping $22. It's the same fucking razor James Bond used in "Die Another Day" - hell, if it's good enough for Bond, it's good enough for me.
     
  2. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    sure, but it is the model that squirts out a little lube for a smoother shave? i want one of those.
     
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Babe, if you're good enough - you don't need lube.
     
  4. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    aww, i was just thinking it might be fun to have a toy that vibrates and squirts lube in my face at the same time. but hell, i dont shave my face so, uh, fuck, i'm going back under the rock from which i came.
    congrats on your new toy. who knew you shaved anyway?
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Shaved? Huh? Is that what this damn thing is for?
     
  6. Nauseous

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    Ohhh... Looks like the Jew boy got a razor and at *gasp* such a bargain!
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> 1-Hour Full Charge for up to 70- Minutes of Cordless Shaving.

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    That's one long shave.
     
  8. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Ohhh... Looks like the Jew boy got a razor and at *gasp* such a bargain!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    nobody likes a hairy Jew
     
  9. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I think I'm gonna shave off my Yiddish sideburns now...
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    So, you're shaving 'down there', huh?
     

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