New parishioners

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  1. officer

    officer New Member

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    Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young
    newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

    The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.
    You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."

    The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor
    goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex
    for the two weeks?"

    The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor."

    "Congratulations! Welcome to the church." said the pastor. The pastor
    goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain
    from sex for the two weeks?"

    The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I
    had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it.

    "Congratulations!
    Welcome to the church." said the pastor. The pastor then goes to the
    newlywed couple and asks, 'Well, were you able to abstain from sex for
    two weeks?"

    "Well Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,"
    the young man replied.

    "What happened?" inquired the pastor.
    "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it.
    When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took
    advantage of her right there."

    "You understand of course, this means you will not be welcome in our
    church," stated the pastor.

    "That's OK." said the young man, "We're not welcome at the supermartket anymore,
    either."
     
  2. MEDICVET

    MEDICVET New Member

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