In the past three days, over 200 people have registered for the Fugly Forums, yet I don't see any increase in posts. What gives? Why are all of these people signing up if they never post anything?
I pimped fugly out to a bud of mine, he's posted maybe ten times so far in the past 2 days... um, that's one - I dunno about the other 199...
You know, if you charged everybody just $1 to join the forum you would've made $200 in the last three days, $1845 since it started.
If I only charged $1, there wouldn't have been 200 people joining. There would have been ZERO and I would have gotten 20 email messages telling me what a miserable, greedy piece of shit I am to “charge money for this shit”; and that "the Internet is supposed to be FREE MOTHER FUCKER". People don't understand. I wish that there was just one other medium out there that used to give its product away. Maybe movie theatres. That way there could be 5000 people outside of the theatre, screaming and crying and complaining to the manager, and 3 people inside, embarrassed that they actually paid, but enjoying the movie nonetheless.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly: If I only charged $1, there wouldn't have been 200 people joining. There would have been ZERO and I would have gotten 20 email messages telling me what a miserable, greedy piece of shit I am to “charge money for this shit”; and that "the Internet is supposed to be FREE MOTHER FUCKER". People don't understand. I wish that there was just one other medium out there that used to give its product away. Maybe movie theatres. That way there could be 5000 people outside of the theatre, screaming and crying and complaining to the manager, and 3 people inside, embarrassed that they actually paid, but enjoying the movie nonetheless. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah, charge em, since when have any of the cheap asses in here ever paid for anything in their life? only when they have to.. the other day i stopped and gave a guy some of my change cos he looked like he needed. now, imagaine martin in that position.. it doesnt really look good does it? do you stop to give some change, nah, you'll keep walking, its the way you are. a bunch of fucking misers!, so when i get the chance, you can have my 1 buck, hell i may even make it up to 10, thats 10 whole bucks for the privilage of meeting some fine people, and having a few laughs...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly: I wish that there was just one other medium out there that used to give its product away. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The friendly neighborhood smack dealer comes to mind.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: The friendly neighborhood smack dealer comes to mind.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That, or Jehovah's Witnesses. Sometimes, the two are indistinguishable.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Posted Chef Disorder: ...since when have any of the cheap asses in here ever paid for anything in their life? only when they have to.. the other day i stopped and gave a guy some of my change cos he looked like he needed. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't you think this recipe for 'Turning Sour Grapes into Whine' better belongs in the Cooking with Lomo thread? Just a thought... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote But the best laughs are free, aren't they??
As much as I like seeing the arrival of newbies in here. I'm kinda glad the 200 new members didn't all post straight away... Imagine that happening everyday! It would be a fucking nightmare trying to keep up with all the topics! But maybe they think that by registering, it will give them membership? ( There are millions of stupid people out there after all )
I even started threads calling them fucking whores (which they are btw) and they still pussed out... if they are too weak to post fuck em... why waste my time telling them how much I really hate them.. I mean its allready implied... plus Im not as angry today, after laughing all night at kuntuna... Man I thought her dog being killed was funny...
I only joined so I could post. So where the fuck is my free porn? And why can't I edit my own posts? There is a button for it, yet I am not allowed. All I want to correct is my stupid grammatical errors anyway. eat my asshole, RAT
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille: do i get a free pipe too?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no, but I will be more than happy to burn you with some molten glass, after I eat your asshole of course
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: Hemerhoids? what are you babbling on about spic? Bte how is rojo? still dead?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> holy shit, did u make it to the fifth grade? Rojo has been dead, dumbass, i had him put to sleep
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: no, but I will be more than happy to burn you with some molten glass, after I eat your asshole of course<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> say you're sorry savage. you're not touching my lily white ass now.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille: say you're sorry savage. you're not touching my lily white ass now.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> then no molten pyrex for you
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: molten pyrex <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now that would have to be fucking hot! You know how high the melting point for pyrex is? That would burn a hole right through certain bodyparts! Oh, hang on a sec... It's IMC I'm answering isn't it? Talk about teaching grandma to suck eggs! As if he didn't already know that.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: then no molten pyrex for you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thanks IMC, I do not enjoy recieving pain. If you still want to eat my asshole I will let you, but I get to inflict painful stimulus upon you. Like, I get to wear a Kitana mask while you munch. Sound good? Kisses- RAT
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille: I get to wear a Kitana mask while you munch<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
