Never let your mate put suntan cream on your back

Never let your mate put suntan cream on your back especially when they are also holding a factor 50 sun block stick as well.

 

PLEASE POST MORE, NEWBIE! That is all.

 

Shit...i hope that doesn't scare him away. All these newcomers are so sensitive, these days.

 

Please, 501Diver, Nursey was in fact being serious, not sarcastic. Don't run.

Shit, will 501 think I am being sarcastic? I'm not. Really.

 

What does 501Diver mean anyways?

Do they still make the button-fly 501s?

Or were they 505s?

I am so confused. Who is being sarcastic?

 

Well, whatever the case, they've gone now. I think we should all post replies like 'LOL' and 'lmfao' until we lull them into a false sense of security.

 

ROTFLMAO!! Nurseh, you so crazy!! I wanna father all your children!! Everyone here is so wonderfully silly!! Sure would be great to have some more friends with whom to share this glee!!! You kooky heads, you. I love y'all!!!


* wrings hands fiendishly *

Come on in, my pretties!!!

 

*Desperately scrabbles about looking for the emergency exit*

 

It puts the lotion on its skin..........

 

"Are you about a size 14?"

 

Just put the factor 50 sunblock down, you fiend.