Never learnt my lesson...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Tojo Burbage, Jan 23, 2003.

  1. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    ...first time round.

    I got a phone call from an old mate yesterday and we arranged to meet up for a lunchtime session.

    I don't know about you, but daytime drinking fucks me up no end now (don't have the stamina anymore) so we sorted a few 'bits n pieces' which would give us the neccessary strength for the day and evening ahead.

    All is going well, got a nice buzz building up, beers are going down nicely, good weed in hand and then he suggest getting a round of Absinthe in.

    Now, I know a few people here have dabbled in the 'green fairy' (Ulf) but I am here as a living victim to tell you this. I strongly suggest that you do not mix, Absinthe, Red Stripe (a very strong Jamican lager) powder, puff and pills as the end result is catastrophic.

    I have no recollection of the hours 6.30pm yesterday onwards until 8.30 this morning...I completely blacked out. However, what is more remarkable is I somehow managed to get a girl's telephone number and she called me this morning to ask if we're still on for our lunch date next week.

    Of course I said yes, although I have absolutely no idea who she is or what she looks like, (although knowing me she's probably quite fit, as I set my benchmark high)

    I am just about to go back to the pub I was in yesterday to find out if I am barred or if I owe anyone an apology. Also, the little day of hilarity and high jinks set me back the best part of £150 (all inclusive)
    so as a result I'm having a quiet weekend.

    In conclusion, avoid Absinthe unless you're a fucking booze monster, it's a killer. The last time I had it (Prague) had exactly the same result. Why didn't I just follow my common sense and avoid it again...
     
  2. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Don't ever mix Absinthe with ANYTHING else. If you decide to have it, stick with that during the whole drinking session.

    The one time I mixed it with other alcohols, I ended up (in no particular order):

    1. Chasing someone around with a knife (I seem to end up doing that a lot, anyway).

    2. Screaming German into a microphone at a local bar.

    3. Hitting on some obviously married woman, whose husband was too shocked to do anything about it. I'm lucky I didn't get killed for that....

    4. Puking my guts up at a friends bathroon later that night. Although, my old gf said that I had the best aim of anyone she ever saw getting sick.

    If you opt to have Absinthe, have nothing but that for the rest of the day/evening (good going on getting the girls phone number, though, Dubya. )
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    I forgot to mention the puking!

    It was like egg nog, wierd and creamy...but I am quite chuffed that my projectile vomitting was pretty accurate as well...

    Don't congratulate me until I see her (next Thursday) she might be a Baskerville hound...
     
  4. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
    I forgot to mention the puking!

    It was like egg nog, wierd and creamy...but I am quite chuffed that my projectile vomitting was pretty accurate as well...

    Don't congratulate me until I see her (next Thursday) she might be a Baskerville hound...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm glad the only drug I smoke is weed(which I don't smoke that much any way). That and I drink, a lot. I'm 18 and I already have a good tolerace.

    The worst pukeing is when you only have a little bit in your stomach. BUT that only happens when you're sick.
     

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