Hmmm... I actually did like 'Guido' - but he's not red enough. Besides, the chick named him for me... "Neptune" - I'm going to look for a trident to stand up in the rocks just for the fuck of it. I'm starting to really like this fella... went into the dark room where he was a couple days ago and he greeted me with the "you fucking move and I'll nip you" show as I turned on the light. Heh - I've got him here next to this computer - I put the mirror up for just a few seconds and he's still prancing around the place with his display... It's like he's thinking "I don't know where that mutha fucka went, but when he show up, Imma gonna kick his ass!" He's pissed. I love this li'l fella.
For God's sake just name him SOMETHING so that this stuoid thread can die. Close your eyes and pick a name below. Algea B Eater Alpha Amethyst Amiboshi Angel Atlas Babel Babs Baby Badge Bait Barney Berty BigFish Bitsy Blade Bob Boomer Bowie Bruce Lee Brutus Bubbles Bubbly Bullwinkle Calvin Calypso Carrot Top Chandler Chanel Charlie Cheech Cheese Chee-to Chichiri Chip Chiriko Chong Cinnabar Clang Clark Clash Cling Confutious Cool and the Gang (for a group of goldfish) Corsica Cory Curly Cutie Pie Daisy Danny Boy David DaVinci Deb Diablo Domenick Dory Doug Duo-Sama Eiji Elvis Eureka Eyed Fabian Fantasma FEZ Finley Fish Fishy Swa Fishy Wishy Flotsam Flounder Flow Franky Fred Fredrick Frosty Garfield Garth General Finn General Tso George Georgi Gilbert Goldenier Goliath Grant Gwydyon Gypsy Hadley Hagen Hamlet Harry Hazy Heero-Chan Hippo Hirudoki Hi-Ya! Hoover Hotohori Husker Hwoarang Hydra Indy Inspector Gadget Iori Iris Jaques Coustou 2 Jaws Jericho Jerry Jetsam Jin Joe Joey JoJo Jonah Jose Julie Kabato Kahlua Kiarra Killer Kraken Kreacher Kyoke Lacey Larry Lewis Lil Oscar Ling Louie Lulu Marble Macaroni Malcom Marble Marley Marshmellow Maverick Max Memphis Miaka Midas Miggy Mitsukake Mo Moe MoJo MoJo-JoJo Molly Monster Mouse Mr. Bubbles Mr. Nibles Mr. Severum Mr. Wigglesworth Mufasa Murphy Nakago Napoleon Nemo Nishibi Number 2 Nuriko Ogua Otto Parker PeeWee Pepper Petey Phillipe Popsicle Presley Prudence Pug Qhanah Quazymoto Queenie Raymond Red Reginauld Remy Rico Suave Rocket Ruby Sakana Salem Salt Samson Saturn Sebastion Shadow Shark Sienna Sky Skye Sonic Sophia Sophie Southbound Speedy Spud Squirt Squishy Stripes Suboshi Sulley Survivor Sushi Tama-Chan Tamahome Tangsodo Tasuki Telescope Tetra Thai Tigger Timofee Tom Topaz Tranquil Trevor Tsing-Tao Tu-Tone Tyson Tzing-Yu Valdez Valentino Velvet Victoria Virgo Voldy Weasel Whipper White Pug Wufei Xandir Xavier Yang Ying Zoe Zoombini Barry
SATANAEL Kha-khan, Balshebal and King of kings, protector of bubbles and ruler of all tank from front and all the way to the back. Duke of that stupid trident he should get if his name was Neptune, baron of the barren gravel and five star general good guy. I realize that a decent fish wil need more titles; King kong of all remaining real blondes and aquatic protagonist supreme ! Call it Benedictus XVI
I still think Guido is better than Neptune. At least guido is a pimp name. You could buy one of those 'dubs' cars and put in there with him. Maybe get one of those castles and put a big screen tv in it, and a broke down 78 brouham out front.
That's how much a little (350ml?) bottle was when I was in highschool some decade ago. I'm all about the Jagermeister when I feel like getting drunk.