So this British reporter is doing a story on some Native Americans in her town, so she goes down to the reservation and conducts interviews with a few of the tribe members. The young reporter sees a man with 2 feathers sticking out of his headband.* So she goes to him and asks him what the 2 feathers mean. The man says "I have 2 wives." "Interesting," the girls thinks, and moves on. She then comes up to another man with 4 feathers in his headband. Again she asks him what they represent and the man says, "I have 4 wives." The reporter seems a bit startled, so she decides to seek out the chief of the tribe. Once finding him, she notices the huge headdress with hundreds of feathers the old chief dons. The reporter then asks him what they all represent. The chief says, "I fuck 'em all." The young reporter is shocked. "Excuse me?" the woman says. "I fuck 'em all." Now she seems a bit offended by his vulgar manner, and says (in her British accent) "Don't you think that's a bit hostile?" The chief says, "Hos-style, dog-style, frog-style, it don't matter, I fuck 'em all."
