name one time you pissed yourself?

I was at a local stire called "roses" (basically a walmartprecurser) and they had the first Nintendo ever in NC, and there was a line of kids waiting to play Super mario brothers. and they had a very angry negro manager making the kids play 10 minutes then booting them in the ass to leave... well I stood in said live for an hour and a half, drinking a large slurpee... well I was next in line, fidgiting because I really had to pee, well long story shioty, I got my ten minuties drinched in piss...

 

I pissed myself posting this.

 

I pissed myself laughing in the second grade watching a girl fall head first down the slide.

I got mad at my mom when I was 15 and in the middle of the fight, I purposely pissed my pants.

I pissed my pants when I was 17 at a party because I was high and was throwing Hershey's kisses at someone and thought it was the funniest thing ever.

I may have pissed my pants in a cemetary once, but I was tripping on acid and couldn't tell. By the time I came down, I was dry.

 

I peed my pants in my forth grade class. I was playing a computer game and I really had to go and thought if I just pissed a little I'd feel better, but I couldn't get it to stop.

Durring recess I ran through the sprinkers to hide the fact.

I'm clever like that.

 

Hey, I did that at the party. I poured beer all over my crotch.

Second grade sucked. I had to sit all day in pissy pants because I didn't want to be one of those kids wearing the fucked up too short poor kids pants that the nurse would have given me.

 

When I was 21(ish) I was getting wasted at the local hole, I guess I fell off the barstool and pissed myself, they called my girlfriend and she took me home and washed me up...

 

That was nice of her. I wouldn't have let you in my car.

 

Part of that remind me of my dog.
Last year, he was about 5 months old, we gave him half a litre (or maybe a little more) of beer.
That puppy dog was so fucking pissed, it wobbeled around and pissed 21 times, on variois ocassions falling back on his ass when he pissed.

Anyway, i took him home and washed him up..

I can't remember the last time i pissed myself.
So i hope the drunk puppy-dog story is of any use.

 

I would never give my dog alcohol.

 

Well, i am including myself, because it was my responsability, but i didn't actively give him alcohol.

 

My dog has a bad vicodin habit. I caught him lifting money from my purse the other day.

 

Hahahahaha..

My dog is a pothead.

(really though, when one of my friend's lights up he will be in there with us in a matter of moments...He's an asshole when he is stoned though.)

 

What's he do?

 

he goes hyper...
He insists on playing, biting (playfully but still not giving a shit if he hurts you), pulling, jumping on you running around you etc etc. hyperactive-asshole stuff.

 

Oh I heard about it the next day (and for weeks afterwords).

 

And of course you wouldve, but you would of beat the shit out of me for weeks after words...just like the little lady did.....

 

I odn't think that was meant to insult me, but somehow I'm taking it that way...damn it!!!!

 

That's odd. I have a tendency to do that too.

 

It wasn't an insult, just a memory.

 

I might have brought you a fresh change of clothes, but I doubt I'd let your pissy ass in my car.