Naked and Bored

Here's something to turn you ladies on and give you men some more nightmares. I'm sitting here naked at my computer desk reading through some old Virtual Places chats I thought I deleted long ago.

I was once a horny, deluded, bastard who had women chasing him from one end of the chat room to the other. Now I'm a horny, deluded bastard who has women running from one end of the chat to the other trying to get away from me.

Do you think it's because I victimized too many of them?

 

Nah, it's probably because you finally posted your picture.

j/k

 

I think it's because you're a horny, deluded bastard.

 

Now I'm listening to Steve Forbert's Romeo's Tune and I'm getting even more turned on. Time to download some porn.

 

www.otbm.com

 

for movie clips:
www.cliphunter.com

for pics
www.pichunter.com

 

I'm a sublimedirectory.com fan myself.


Dude, I like playing Diablo 2 naked, am I weird?

 

If you're playing an assasin or a sorceress, no.

All the others, yes.

 

whats wrong with amazons? i like my women ruff and aggresive, or is her cottage cheese legs?

for your porn viewing needs cheezedawg i recomend
www.sexzool.com

thats the best place ive found.

 

Oooh yeah. Amazons. They're also ok. I guess. I couldn't get through the first act with her. Ditto with the paladin.

 

Thanks for all the porn guys. I managed to beat the stiffy outta me late last night.

 

Nothing says I Care like sharing free porn.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
Oooh yeah. Amazons. They're also ok. I guess. I couldn't get through the first act with her. Ditto with the paladin.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've got a lvl 95 mf zon and a lvl 85 javzon that both own but their resistances suck in hell.

 

Fuck dude...you've got me beat. I have lvl 42 Druid and a lvl 27 Barbarian--had lvl 35 barbarian, but I didn't know what the fuck I was doing and I screwed his skill-tree up.

 

I've got a level 36 Pikachu...

 

well ive got a pvp melee zon lvl 85
shes pure melee
heres her stats
215 str
347 dex
20 vit
15 eng
with a lvl 27 jab
doing around 5k max dmg

 

Do ya a swap for a Level 42 album..

 

Let me check my Pok-e-dex first...

 

what make Wonder Woman so wonderful?

 

Cleavage?